#vld pidge
Pidge: tell me something I don’t know.
Lance: you can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between the tits.
Pidge: shut the fuck up.
I wonder what the paladins would do if they ever get rid of their wisdom teeth…
Since we’re reaching the end of the series
I would wish that everyone would somehow stop thinking about ships for a second and focus on the actual story? Because the voltron crew worked so hard to make it as interesting as possible but of course people just ignore it, it really drives me mad to see people hating a series or ignoring it because their ship didn’t go their way, it just shows how some people are ignorant and selfish as fuck, well the crew can’t give you everything you want, the story was written from beginning to end and was thought throughly,
Honestly I’m just angry about how people are sleeping on the plot and story of voltron, yes I do ship some characters with each other and I get sad that I don’t see them interact but that won’t get in the way of me focusing about the story, for God’s sake the story is about survival and war and protecting the world, making characters fall in love would be the worst decision (you saw what happened to allura)
Anyways, moral of the story, all I need or all the fandom needs is to stop being ignorant and selfish and focus on the story and plot, whatever ship happenes, it happens, you can’t do nothing about it.
Sorry for blabbering, I’m just very pissed
Just a reminder
Voltron is almost ending and they still haven’t gave us a musical episode!!
Lance: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
*Allura and Lotor talking in the distance*
Pidge:
Lance:
Pidge: … is it Lotor?
Lance: it’s always Lotor.
Hunk: there are seven chairs and ten people, what do you do?
Lance: have everyone stand.
Shiro: bring three more chairs.
Pidge: the best seven of the lot can sit down.
Krolia: kill three.
Keith: that’s not how it works mom-
I made a “draw the squad” thing with voltron and holy quiznak it was so much fun to draw x)
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voltron headcanons no one asked for
- (If Adam was alive) Lance and Adam are best friends™ and have a lot of inside jokes. Shiro and Keith are constantly scared of these two.
- Platonic Kidge. Pidge and Keith are conspiracy theorie freaks and could talk hour about it. (Pidge secretly doesn’t trust the government)
- Matt teaches/shows Romelle memes
- Everyone ships Klance and they are open about it. Pidge “Tell your boyfriend to shut up” Keith “Lance is not my boyfriend” Pidge “Yeah, and I am Morgan Freeman”.
- Shiro makes a lot of gay jokes
- Shiro uses het emojis
- The Paladins call Coran “Uncle Coran” most of the time (Like they call Shiro “Dad”)
- A lot of adults are actually really scared of Pidge
- The Paladins have a “Hunk’s cookies friday”. Hunk makes cookies every Friday and they all have a movie night.
- Pidge secretly likes MCR
- Keith is a weeb
- The first time Keith heard about “Klance” he asked Lance what it means. After Lance explained it to Keith, they both got really red and were awkward around each other for a week
- Lance adopted a cat and names her Blue (Blue and Kosmo are getting along really well)
- Lance worships the bee-movie
- Pidge, Hunk, and Lance call the Galra “Furries (is that how you write it?) Including Keith
- Lance wants to know what shampoo Lotor used
- Adam is the cooler dad™
Hey gardeners! I have an extra physical copy of the Plance zine to gift to a good home! All you have to do is fill out a real quick form that basically gives me your contact info. I will use a bot to randomly select someone from the responses on June 26th! Shipping is included whether you are in the States or International!
![Title: Yet So FarChapter: 12/?Author: AnchoredTetherRating: T [graphic violence, dark themes, fear]P](https://64.media.tumblr.com/afd076176708bb93bbd56437c72d56e6/2a174854ab353d87-cd/s1280x1920/f484e61febd957dffddb4f36f99934e1e57c56b7.png "Title: Yet So FarChapter: 12/?Author: AnchoredTetherRating: T [graphic violence, dark themes, fear]P")
Title: Yet So Far
Chapter:12/?
Author:AnchoredTether
Rating: T [graphic violence, dark themes, fear]
Pairings: Pidge | Katie Holt / Lance [Plance]
Tags: Alternate Universe - Beauty and the Beast Fusion, Beauty and the Beast Elements, Beauty and the Beast AU, monster!lance, beast!lance, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Humanity, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Feral Behavior, Curses, Curse Breaking, I fix all the things wrong with the live action movie, and add a few twists to the original, Lance is also more of a chimera, Pidge pretends to be a guy at first, Red String of Fate, Graphic Description, Sickfic, Transformation, Magic, Fairy Tale Curses
When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.
A sapphire rose signifies the time Lance has left to break the curse or forever remain a monster. As his humanity continually slips away, he has come to accept that he will never find love nor be loved in return. But then he finds himself with a hope smiling at him, her amber eyes searching beyond appearances and into his heart…
Pidge has always wanted more. Constrained in a society that believes women shouldn’t learn how to read let alone invent, she has to disguise herself as a man to do that which she loves. She yearns for the freedom to be herself and ironically finds it when she’s held captive in a castle…
Both Pidge and Lance learn that first appearances are deceiving.
And curses aren’t always as they seem…
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Title: The Ties That Bind
Chapter: 5/?
Author:AnchoredTether
Rating: M [graphic depictions of violence, disturbing imagery, horror, dehumanization, implied/referenced non-con, some sexual content (non-graphic)]
Pairings: Pidge | Katie Holt / Lance [Plance]
Tags: Inspired by Zootopia (2016), and also a lot darker because this is me we’re talking about, alternate universe - science fiction, science experiments, hybrids, human experimentation, animal traits, class differences, bigotry & prejudice, slavery, kidnapping, dark themes, society is totally messed up in this AU, torture, feral behavior, animal instincts, fugitives, violence, slow burn, they take a long time, because they’re dorks, also inspired by Beastars, it gets dark, implied/referenced rape/non-con, non-consensual drug use, non-consensual body modification, human trafficking, predator/prey, non-sexual nudity, doctor Lance, I should tag that because dr Lance is hot, angst, hurt/comfort
When humanity falls to a new strain of cancer, the only chance for survival is turning to controversial sciences. After cloning fails and the world is dwindling in numbers, mankind discovers the answer in fusing genetics to mutate out the deadly cancer strain. This discovery not only saves what little is left of humanity but dooms it to a cruel reality of social inequality that yields no hope of ever changing.
Pidge learns of the injustice first hand when she’s captured during her search for her missing father and brother, turned into a hybrid and set to be sold as a slave. She has failed, and gloomily accepts her fate to a life of misery until she happens to meet another hybrid who breaks into the same facility to save his sister.
She isn’t certain she can trust him, but what other choice does she have in this new and terrifying world she’s thrust into where she’s treated as nothing more than an animal?
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![Pidge![please don’t repost! thanks!]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6ff0cc9998cb04edc3cc76acffe10f2c/tumblr_p1o78aHB0L1war9iuo1_1280.jpg "Pidge![please don’t repost! thanks!]")
![Pidge![please don’t repost! thanks!]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b07f000ff437a67d1496b5e0b7aca492/tumblr_p1o78aHB0L1war9iuo2_1280.jpg "Pidge![please don’t repost! thanks!]")
