We deserve an entire season of them just travelling around, solving cases wih this energy.
Feauring: - Nhs having Connections and helps gathering intel and info but refuses to join the actual fight. He’s the guy in the chair. - Sangcheng having to deal with a drunk!Lwj - And Lwj waking up the next morning in a post-drinking cuddle pile and is confused. - He wants to properly rise but Wwx is tangled up around him, Nhs is pillowed on his chest, and Jc’s head is on his hair and he can’t move. And for the first time ever, Lwj REALLY does not know what to do. - Nhs calling Lwj and Wwx’s music powers Band Magic. - When Wangxian is practicing their music stuff, it’s “Band Practice.” - Jc is like, “you need to stop calling it that,” but in midst of battling whatever monster of the episode, Jc yells out to Wangxian to use their Band Magic and Nhs considers it a victory. - The quartet coming across a sexually molesting tentacle monster that for some reason obsessively targets Lwj. - Nhs draws the whole scene later for Wwx record keeping their shenaniganscases. - Lwj and Nhs finding themselves stuck in wherever and freezing for whatever case reasons. Being cultivators from fairly cold areas, they have been taught properly about body heat sharing so they matter-of-factly get to it. The Yunmeng bros arrive and rescue them yay, but have many mixed emotions seeing them chuddling and sharing body heat nearly naked. - Mandatory crossdressing and/or going undercover in costumes episode.
@jingyismom cited the first picture as an inspiration in her fic and the second picture is directly inspired by that fic, like some kind of angsty feedback loop
tfw you marry into the Yunmeng Jiang sect and it is absolutely imperative you and your husband have matching wardrobes this is not up for debate Wei Ying call the tailor immediately
Oh Yiling Laozu…..oh you…..!! Trying to keep this cool strong image in front of everyone and Hanguang Jun especially, but we all know who you really are when nobody looks!
Yiling Laozu offering his laps to ghost ladies? Yiling Laozu resting his head on Shijie’s laps? Nope. Hanguang Jun thinks that the only context where “laps” and “ Yiling Laozu” go together is when YLLZ sits on his own! mwehehe
NSFW-ish extra page of LWJ’s wishful thinking available on my Patreon
So people asked for more steamy modern organized-crime world WangXian AU! Crime-boss!LWJ is so mean to assassin!WWX, but I don’t think he has any complaints hehehe
March 2022 NSFW Patre0n gift: Modern crime-world AU
An AU where Wei Ying (known as “Yiling Laozu”) is a member of a crime organization who was set to assassinate the boss of a rival organization……and you can see for yourself how successful he was…. >:)
Link to full + uncensored piece hereHigh resolution + printable file of this will be available in 2 weeks Post link
POV: you’re a police officer and you pull over Wangxian’s car for dangerous driving. Do you accept their claim? Hint for the new recruits: look closely at WWX.
There you see him, Sitting there up on the branch. He usually talks too much, But there’s something about him. And you don’t know why But you’re dying to try You wanna kiss the Laozu!
Lan Zhan you have only yourself to blame.
An extra page showing Lan Wangji finally doing what the trees said and also the trees’ reaction to it is available for members of the Peke-King tier! Click here
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