I wish Tom Holland didn’t say Kermit the Frog was “peak gender” because now every day I’m dying of laughter seeing people in Kermit the frog themed outfits
Image transcription: [Reply from a tumblr user named ‘1cidaskeptdying1’ the reply says “But… people already do that…”] End of transcription
Who’s doing that? Show me the proof, show me the masses of people dressing like Kermit the frog
me after hunting down and killing Kermit the Frog in every timeline
as if I’d ever go after Wilkins Kermit. He is far too powerful
At this rate Kermits will be so rare in timelines that you could visit a million timelines and never see one.
There’s only one thing to do, I have to stop them. but first I need a team of specialized Kermits from the job starting with…
“I’m here to talk to you about the Kermits Initiative”
I wish Tom Holland didn’t say Kermit the Frog was “peak gender” because now every day I’m dying of laughter seeing people in Kermit the frog themed outfits
Image transcription: [Reply from a tumblr user named ‘1cidaskeptdying1’ the reply says “But… people already do that…”] End of transcription
Who’s doing that? Show me the proof, show me the masses of people dressing like Kermit the frog
me after hunting down and killing Kermit the Frog in every timeline
as if I’d ever go after Wilkins Kermit. He is far too powerful
At this rate Kermits will be so rare in timelines that you could visit a million timelines and never see one.
There’s only one thing to do, I have to stop them. but first I need a team of specialized Kermits from the job starting with…
I wish Tom Holland didn’t say Kermit the Frog was “peak gender” because now every day I’m dying of laughter seeing people in Kermit the frog themed outfits
Image transcription: [Reply from a tumblr user named ‘1cidaskeptdying1’ the reply says “But… people already do that…”] End of transcription
Who’s doing that? Show me the proof, show me the masses of people dressing like Kermit the frog
I wish Tom Holland didn’t say Kermit the Frog was “peak gender” because now every day I’m dying of laughter seeing people in Kermit the frog themed outfits
Image transcription: [Reply from a tumblr user named ‘1cidaskeptdying1’ the reply says “But… people already do that…”] End of transcription
Who’s doing that? Show me the proof, show me the masses of people dressing like Kermit the frog
I wish Tom Holland didn’t say Kermit the Frog was “peak gender” because now every day I’m dying of laughter seeing people in Kermit the frog themed outfits
I still can’t believe people are talking about that Addams Family porno parody, like it’s been so long since it happened there’s absolutely no way your watching it ironically at this point
OP I’d like to personally curse you for tainting my search history to see if it exists. And bad news it exists in multiple different versions.
Haha you have Addams family value porn in your sear
I still can’t believe people are talking about that Addams Family porno parody, like it’s been so long since it happened there’s absolutely no way your watching it ironically at this point
OP I’d like to personally curse you for tainting my search history to see if it exists. And bad news it exists in multiple different versions.
Haha you have Addams family value porn in your sear
Out of all the streamers I watched, I never thought Jerma would be the one to get arrested lmao
I’m on his side though, those Neo-Nazi’s deserved to get conked on the head with that big log of wood Jerma was toting around (I mean they deserved a LOT worse than that, but you know what I mean).
Let’s hope he’s found not guilty of those assault charges!
Image Transcription: [Screenshot of a reply from a tumblr user named ‘sollidnitrogen’ that says “Too much exposition, people wouldn’t post like this. But otherwise, solid and funny concept. I give this a 4.5 out of 10”] End of Transcription
Sometimes I just feel like posting a funny idea I had without regard for how believable it is.
Out of all the streamers I watched, I never thought Jerma would be the one to get arrested lmao
I’m on his side though, those Neo-Nazi’s deserved to get conked on the head with that big log of wood Jerma was toting around (I mean they deserved a LOT worse than that, but you know what I mean).
Let’s hope he’s found not guilty of those assault charges!
Apparently a bunch of US states and a couple Canadian provinces are banning vore content and putting it under the same caliber as illegal videos because it encouraged a group of people online into cannibalism
… only some of the states they’re doing this in have laws already that allow “consensual cannibalism” so that just makes this ban fucking weirder??
Is this some serial killer stuff going on or did lawmakers finally go off the deep end
the fact that the UN officially recognized the International Alliance Against Karens today is insane. one moment, IAAK members are making memes on social media and the next moment they’re???? officially seen as a force??? in the eyes of the international law????
I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
Hehehehehehehehe
WHY IS THIS THE WEIRD TIMELINE DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
Because of the getting beat to death by eight strippers part, can’t you read?
I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
Hehehehehehehehe
WHY IS THIS THE WEIRD TIMELINE DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT
Because of the getting beat to death by eight strippers part, can’t you read?
I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
I was so overturned to hear about Ben Shapiro’s death like I don’t give a shit about him as a person, but I do wanna know how you manage to piss off eight strippers that badly
I didn’t need to find out that Ted Cruz was the other person running the unfuckable blog on Tumblr. If anyone else who runs a popular tumblr blog is secretly a politician, please get up and leave now.
