She has perry the platypus syndrome in the WesternAU and can’t literally tell Peter is a bandit unless he wears his hat and jacket. She’s just…not very bright uxu;;
I’ve had this idea sitting in my head for a while about Western!AU Your Boyfriend Game of Bandit Peter being found injured in the outskirts by the Deputy and Sheriff and being taken in. It may or may not have been a stupid ploy to get close to Y/N c:
Dean is a sheriff in a tiny town in Colorado, restless and unsatisfied with his life. It’s not what he’s read about in the dime novels since he was little, capturing dangerous outlaws and being the last word of the law. More like tossing the town drunk in a cell to sober up when he gets a little too rowdy. But his chance comes when a thief rolls through their town. Dean pursues the thief, and that puts him right into the path of Emmanuel, a notorious outlaw. When he’s captured by the outlaw and his gang to be held for ransom, he starts off on a journey he could have never envisioned, and learns that perhaps there’s more to Emmanuel than meets the eye.
Cowboy Sam for Western AU yeehaw, plus a really rough pick of his bandana. It’s inspired by campaign handkerchiefs that were popular during late 1800s/early 1900s. I stole the train from public domain clip art bc I could not be bothered to draw that tbh
Joseph Joestar wasn’t expecting his Wild West adventures to lead him after a gang of bandits and the Army to rescue what was left of his family. He wasn’t expecting a bullet near the heart either; too near, the doctor had said, to safely take it out. No, he wasn’t expecting none of that.
He wasn’t expecting to find himself at Caesar Zeppeli’s side, either, still he was starting to tolerate Blondie’s presence.
PS: of course suits is for THE UNION SUIT. Yes, union suits are sexy, you can’t convince me otherwise
Pls, apprecciate how hard I’m working to set up all the prompts. XD
“It’s not unusual for travellers, friends or merchants to stop by the Speedwagon ranch, but the Pillar Gang is not here on a social call.
They’re looking for the old man, or rather, looking for something the old man is hiding. But someone got to him first: a handful of men wearing army uniforms forcibly took him into custody, no explanations given.
Kars and his group head towards the mountain pass, as the first lights of dawn light up the charred remains of the ranch. They barely pay any attention to the wounded young men left behind; just two cowpokes, ranch hands of no importance. But this where our story begins.”
Joseph Joestar and Caesar Zeppeli don’t see eye to eye, say the workers at Speedwagon Ranch.
They’re like cat and dog, says Smokey, tired of playing referee to their dumb challenges: who’s faster, who can brand more veals, who can catch more horse, who can piss further.
Boys will be boys, Speedwagon replies, sure that sooner or later they’ll stop acting like idiots, although his conviction wavers more and more each day. He’ll find out too late one of his bulls is the focus of the boys’ latest challenge.
Speedwagon was a man of his word, he had always kept his promises except for a single one. Before entrusting him with her ranch and sailing back to England, Erina Joestar had begged him to get rid of the gun that used to belong to her son and her husband before him. “It’s cursed; it killed them both, it won’t kill my grandson too,” she had told him, before boarding a ship in New York back to the humid island that she believed would keep what was left of her family safe. Speedwagon had promised and he had kept all of his promises except for that single one.
He didn’t believe that gun was cursed, didn’t believe the Joestar were cursed either, but even if it was, even if they were, Joseph deserved the chance to create his own fate.
The old six shooter was rightfully his. As he handed it to him, Speedwagon prayed Erina would find it in her to forgive him.
People tell a lot of stories on the infamous Pillar Gang and their leader Kars: one is that he’s so evil that hell itself spat him back out, the second is that he won’t hesitate to send you down there, the third is that he only shows up after sundown, the other stories… not many people can stomach.
After all, men like Kars only have two ways to survive: becoming preachers or turning into outlaws. He found his calling.
It appears that he and lieutenants, Esidisi and Wham, are looking for an inestimable treasure required by the army, a lot more than a fistful of dollars, and Speedwagon’s ranch is on his way.
Prompt: Mountain Pass Just two cowboys, riding 2 meters apart because they’re gay but also have u ever seen 2 horses running into each other and tumble around on the ground?
(maybe after this will be a hunting scene with Crowley fucking it up, maybe)
Currently in the mood to post stuff from the RodeOmens/Western Cryptids AU again, so why not some concept arts?
I’ve also made a whole card set for this AU while doing the Yeehawgust challenge last year, with each card telling a part of the story in this universe:
Crowley was a pastor, disillusioned with the church and his faith, so he faked his death and turned to a life of an outlaw.
Said outlaw met Aziraphale, a rancher, and fell heads over heels for him. He stayed low while living at their ranch, helping with chores and watching over his man’s assets.
Crowley’s old gang, who he didn’t get along with, found where he was hiding at and captured Aziraphale. Whatever they did to him, Crowley was only able to arrive when it’s all too late.
Crowley didnt know by accidentally mentioning the name of his friend, a well off rancher to his old gang through drunken slurs and mumblings, that they would be going after Aziraphale.
When he found out where it had happened, it was almost too late. The wagon was wrecked, and its owner collapsed in a pool of blood. A rope still dangled on Aziraphale’s neck when the thugs dragged him on the ground.
You can’t see his face from the back, but he was sobbing. Maybe it was due to guilt from letting it happen to his friend, or it was relief to know that Aziraphale was alive after all.
Currently in the mood to post stuff from the RodeOmens/Western Cryptids AU again, so why not some concept arts?
I’ve also made a whole card set for this AU while doing the Yeehawgust challenge last year, with each card telling a part of the story in this universe:
Crowley was a pastor, disillusioned with the church and his faith, so he faked his death and turned to a life of an outlaw.
Said outlaw met Aziraphale, a rancher, and fell heads over heels for him. He stayed low while living at their ranch, helping with chores and watching over his man’s assets.
Crowley’s old gang, who he didn’t get along with, found where he was hiding at and captured Aziraphale. Whatever they did to him, Crowley was only able to arrive when it’s all too late.
Summary: For three years, Marshal Lan “The Swan” Zhan and Marshal Jiang “JC” Cheng have been scouring the country for Wei Wuxian, who’d done a runner from Chicago after causing a fracas. Could it be they finally found… him???
[Author’s Note: The “Longwood” in this story is intended purely to be a penis joke and is not supposed to resemble any actual place in the US that might be called Longwood. :)]
My comments: Aww, this was delightfully absurd, and I enjoyed every bit of it. Also, the included artwork is fantastic. Also, also: Old Shitface Yao the saloon owner is going to nourish me for a week.
Excerpt: “Well, I’ll say,” JC mumbled, looking askance at the singer and the corpse of the former proprietor of the saloon. “The crowd was getting restless and I came back here to see how you were getting on. And what do I find? A corpse, and the two of you in a prelude to the carnal embrace. What about your undying love for Wei Wuxian, huh?”
“Who’s Wei Wuxian?” The Red Lotus looked momentarily scandalized. “That your girlfriend, sweetie? I should’ve known a handsome cad like you would be taken.”
“It’s not…” Lan Zhan stammered a bit helplessly. “I’m not…”
“What? Taken?” the Red Lotus asked with a sly grin.
“Handsome,” JC cut in, throwing Lan Zhan a rather judgmental look.
“Look, it’s…” Again, Lan Zhan found himself at a loss for words. “It’s all rather complicated. But in any case, you don’t know that name, then?”
“Who, darling?”
“Wei Ying.”
“Who’s that, baby?”
“Wei Wuxian,” JC cut in again.
“Well, which is it, I haven’t got all night,” the singer declared as she turned towards her vanity and fixed the locks of the crimson wig around her sharp cheekbones.
“It’s the same man!” JC replied, growing visibly irritated.
“Oh! It’s a man! Well, why didn’t you say so before, darling? Here I was all getting worked up and jealous.” She looked back over her shoulder and threw a playful wink in Lan Zhan’s direction.
western au, ukraine charity auction, jiang cheng & lan wangji, lan wangji has friends, POV lan wangji, humor, crack, crack treated seriously, sassy lan wangji, pretending to be a girl wei wuxian, crossdressing, POV jiang cheng, farce, getting together, the body count is getting kind of high, funny, fanart, @jadedbirch
Full Cowboy au under the cut vvv (copy+pasted from my other post)
The Fentons run a classic little family farm that Jack inherited from his dad. He met Maddie at University and they decided to take over the farm’s operation when they graduated. FentonWorks is small and not heavily industrialized. They mainly harvest hay with a minor side hustle of beef & dairy. In the summer Jack and Maddie have less time to actively go ghost hunting and work on their inventions b/c running a farm takes A LOT of work. But hey, they’ve been at it for years and they’re still fanatics who will stop at nothing (also they earn quite a bit of passive income from their ‘normal’ patents).
It’s been a long time since they’ve worked on the Portal Project, which they keep out in the old barn. The kids used to be banned from the old barn (because of chemicals and big equipment of course). Now as a teen Danny A.) Doesn’t care about the rule anymore, and B.) Is old enough to “not get himself killed in a dumb old barn.”
TAKE A WILD GUESS WHAT HE DOES NEXT.
He’s in there with Sam and Tucker trying to find some “old stuff” when he moves a pile of junk and reveals the half finished portal. It’s big and hollow like a secret passageway built right into the wall. His parents never could get it to work but it still looks cool as heck. Sadly they never covered Interdimensional Portals in Farm Safety at school . So the obvious answer is to step inside and well, you know what they say about curiosity and cats….
RIP Danny’s normal human existence.
Miscellaneous Bits:
Amity Park is located in Iowa or Kansas. Something with those spooky Midwest vibes idk American geography.
Team Phantom are 16-17-ish.
After Danny’s accident most of the farm animals treat him differently. The cats are having none of it, the cows don’t care, the horses were skittish and skeptical at first but have since stopped caring. And for some reason the chickens like him more now?? Then again, chickens are just like that. They can sense power…
Tucker is a town kid. He and Danny spend a ton of time at Danny’s place running around outside and getting into all kinds of trouble together. Danny likes hanging out at Tucker’s house in town and enjoys the novelty of walking around town just to get snacks. Tucker loves the Fenton’s horses to death but the chickens do not respect him at all.
Sam is still a rich kid but the thing her family is famous for inventing is more agriculturally based. She’s really into sustainability, sourcing locally, and encouraging native plant species. Big into using glass and wood over plastics. Danny and Tucker help her refurbish and sell old tools and furniture. She wants to turn it into a business one day. (This is why they were poking around in the Fenton’s barn the day of the accident.)
They may live in the “bible belt” in this au but Sam is still Jewish. I feel the need to specify b/c I’ve seen fics that give Sam “Strict Christian Parents” and Western aus often have that stereotype.
Jack and Maddie have one hard ghost hunting rule and that’s they only fuck with settler ghosts. Native ghosts and spirits are off limits. (The canon ghost “dream catcher” can go not exist please. The Ghost Catcher in this au is based on a butterfly net or fly swatter.)
Danny’s main focus is small, local hauntings and helping people move on or find their way into the Zone, rather than big extravagant fights. Less ‘Superhero’ and more ‘Paranormal Slice-of-Life’. But when he does get into a tussle some poor farmer is going to be very confused as to how their field got ripped shreds overnight.
Danny kind of gets a reputation for being a Medium/Psychic since he helps with hauntings, missing people, cold cases and finding old graves whenever he can (<- I saw this in a fic recently and I really enjoyed the idea so I’m including it. Shout out to Seasilver‘sA Proper Home)
Vlad?? Exists??? Yeah. He more or less follows the same path as canon but with a western twist. He’s either an oil baron or decided to branch DALVco out into agriculture and owns a few mega farms.
Maddie and Jack wear coveralls instead of hazmats. Same colours tho.
Things that go bump in the night are not limited to just ghosts And Danny is definitely not at the top of the supernatural food chain (though he is up there).
If anyone wants to take these ideas a write something feel free to do so!
Respect nature, and if you can, source your food locally!
DIN DJARIN x FEM READER Adventure Romance (Western AU)
This one took me by surprise too. I actually wrote most of this scene a long long time ago, and it fit perfectly with this week’s @writer-wednesday prompt. So I thought I’d clean it up and share it all with you in my first Writer Wednesday!
word count: ~2.9k
summary:A gun lesson gets you all riled up.
warnings:Mature/Explicit, as always all my works are 18+ References to plot, but can be read as a standalone. Use of a gun and flirting and lots of silly fluff, and descriptions of sexual content, dirty/corny jokes, and mild angst.
