#what a time to be alive
A surgeon who wants to keep their patient from passing out during bloodletting should make them stick their middle finger down their throat and vomit.
Oh, and if they do pass out? The surgeon should pinch the patient’s nose and cover their mouth until they startle awake, gasping for air.
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“gays go to hell” factoid actually just statistical error. average gay goes to heaven. Gay Castiel, who was sent to super mega ultra hellx1000 after confessing gayness, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Are you guys ready for this? Nah, you ain’t ready for this. This is by far the most amazing animated films I have seen this year. I’m so excited for you all to see it. See it once, take your friends, and then go see it again. What an amazing piece of art! What an amazing piece of culture. What at time to be alive!
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sonic 3 prediction
