#wheel of time
When you have to babysit a bunch of very annoying ta'veren
I just figured out that the dark one is not actually the embodiment of evil. he’s the embodiment of entropy, oblivion, of nothingness.he exists outside the pattern because the pattern is something, and he is the opposite. min, the finn, the foretelling aes sedai can’t read the dark one’s affects on events within the pattern because his touch isn’t a something that can be observed and measured, it’s just entropy. it’s why his touch on the world made plants rot and die, and why the cuendillar seals failed bc of his effect on them, and why his deal offered to moridin and then rand was oblivion, because that’s what the dark one is
Nynaeve: Mat, just let me heal you!
Mat: Who’s stab wound is this?? Is it OUR stab wound?? No! Stay out of it!
this would be the funniest realization meltdown in the entire series and I’m disappointed we don’t get to see it
Mat/Tuon
(4th base is ENSURING IMPERIAL SUCCESSION)
mat was hanged from a tree, gained wisdom, got a spear with a quote about thought and memory, became the prince of ravens, and then they took his eye out? is there ANY odin allusion mat isn’t going to parallel???
Times Mat has been to a city considered dead (so far): 2
Times Mat has left said city with new people living in his head: 2
god I hate wheel of time because Rand is taking Illian right now and he got stabbed in the heel of his foot
and like my first reaction was “oh man, another stigmata ” but then I remember that Illian is almost definitely named about Illion/Illium aka Troy where some asshole notably got an injury in his heel that one time and I’m just like
re: tag “rand isn’t allowed to be achilles until he bottoms for a man” what the fuck else was asmodean around for
bold of you to assume Asmodean is topping anyone
well, someone in that relationship got to do it, and it’s certainly not Rand
when colavaere was sending crowds of young women to seduce rand there is absolutely no way that after the first dozen or so failed she didn’t start to also send young men. it flew completely over rand’s head however, because none of these men were evil enough for rand to be attracted them
❝ Call me when you want, call me when you need❞
We’ve got ¾!
i am politely asking for #4 please
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OMG I just realised, it makes PERFECT sense that they’d cast an Irish actress for Aviendha….because they’ve already cast all the Tuatha’an with speaking roles as Irish actors. Like yeah that’s not how accents work given the history there but it is going to be so galaxy-brained when the big reveal hits if they can pull this off consistently
Yes! Someone pointed this out on Twitter too. Have the Aiel sound Irish too to make that connection!
Pair of horse gals