#aviendha
aviendha, to rand: those pants look great. and i bet they would look even better on elayne’s floor.
elayne: are you hitting on rand…for me?
RANDWICH!!! RANDWICH!!!!! RANDWICH!!!!!!!!
[all standing around the broken coffee maker]
aviendha: so. who broke it? i’m not mad, i just want to know.
rand: i did. i broke it.
aviendha: no. no you didn’t. mat?
mat: don’t look at me. look at perrin.
perrin: what?! i didn’t break it.
mat: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?
perrin: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
mat:suspicious.
perrin: no it’s not!
egwene: if it matters, probably not, but elayne was the last one to use it.
elayne: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!
egwene: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
elayne: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, egwene!
rand: okay, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it.
aviendha: no! who broke it?!
perrin: aviendha…nynaeve’s been awfully quiet.
nynaeve:REALLY?!
perrin: yeah, really!
nynaeve: OH MY GOD-
[everyone starts arguing]
aviendha, later: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
*in Ebou Dar*
Elayne: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Nynaeve: >:0 language!
Olver: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mat: OKAY WHO TAUGHT OLVER THE FUCK
WORD?
Aviendha:‘The fuck word’
Brigitte: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Olver:Oh by the Light she censored it
Elayne:Say fuck, Brigitte.
Olver: Do it, Brigitte. Say fuck.
Welcome to the unreasonably attractive family, Ayoola! You will make the perfect Aviendha I have no doubt <3
please look at these two in their matching headshots in their matching black turtlenecks with their matching red hair i’m-
We’ve got ¾!
i am politely asking for #4 please
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OMG I just realised, it makes PERFECT sense that they’d cast an Irish actress for Aviendha….because they’ve already cast all the Tuatha’an with speaking roles as Irish actors. Like yeah that’s not how accents work given the history there but it is going to be so galaxy-brained when the big reveal hits if they can pull this off consistently
Yes! Someone pointed this out on Twitter too. Have the Aiel sound Irish too to make that connection!
I am seeing the vision:
Welcome to the unreasonably attractive family, Ayoola! You will make the perfect Aviendha I have no doubt <3
RAFE JUST ANNOUNCED AYOOLA SMART AS AVIENDHA!!!!!!!
Congrats, Ayoola, we are so so lucky to have you!!
Rand: ..did you just refer to the knife
as a “people opener”?
Aviendha:…
Aviendha: should I not have?
Aviendha: [in a text to Rand] Let’s agree that last night was a mistake, with the mutual knowledge that it will happen again at some point.
Welcome to the unreasonably attractive family, Ayoola! You will make the perfect Aviendha I have no doubt <3
min collecting redheads like pokemon joke
my favorite girls ♥️
my favorite girls ♥️
problem: moiraine and aviendha have to be naked to go to rhuidean but rand and mat don’t
good solution: moiraine and aviendha don’t have to be naked either
great solution: rand and mat DO have to be naked ALSO
Cadsuane: Min, that brat you’re dating is causing trouble again
Min: which one?
Cadsuane: the redhead
Min: which one?
Cadsuane: the drama queen?
Min:
please look at these two in their matching headshots in their matching black turtlenecks with their matching red hair i’m-