#wheel of time
(commission from twitter)
Well, if it isn’t a little doodle of Egwene al’Vere
What kills me about The Wheel of Time is that no one knows what a dragon is. They’re all just like, “The Dragon Reborn! What the fuck is a dragon?” Rand has a flag with a dragon on it and no one knows what animal it is. Hysterical.
Do you really think I care what happens to me after today?
(insp)
Nynaeve: Can someone help me get Mat off the roof?
Rand: I got it.
*two minutes later*
Nynaeve: Can someone help me get Mat and Rand off the roof?
Siuan: How you doing?
Moiraine: Not so well
Siuan: What happened?
Moiraine: I have this headache that comes and goes
*Rand, Mat and Perrin enter the room*
Moiraine: There it is again
-Bisexual social justice witches
-No one is killed off for shock value
-Way less emphasis on tits and rape
-dragon riding cowboy samurai
-Nynaeve
Moiraine: Machin Shin will speak to you. Do not listen.
Machin Shin: Hi, do you have a moment? I’d like to talk to you all about some amazing NFTs we have for sale.
Moiraine: Do not listen!!!
Realized last night that Lan is Mulan, Nynaeve is Li Shang, and Lan’s Malkieri fam are all basically Grandmother Fa
it’s them your honor