aviendha: so. who broke it? i’m not mad, i just want to know.
rand: i did. i broke it.
aviendha: no. no you didn’t. mat?
mat: don’t look at me. look at perrin.
perrin: what?! i didn’t break it.
mat: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?
perrin: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
mat:suspicious.
perrin: no it’s not!
egwene: if it matters, probably not, but elayne was the last one to use it.
elayne: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!
egwene: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
elayne: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, egwene!
rand: okay, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it.
aviendha: no! who broke it?!
perrin: aviendha…nynaeve’s been awfully quiet.
nynaeve:REALLY?!
perrin: yeah, really!
nynaeve: OH MY GOD-
[everyone starts arguing]
aviendha, later: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
“how could elayne and rand fall in love instantly in caemlyn” they’re both angels with big hearts whose biggest turn-on is kindness. also they’re both hot as fuck. the real question is why does every other character in the series NOT fall in love instantly with elayne and rand?
Reddit seems afire with a fake article that Elayne would be made ta’veren too and like…I don’t think the show will do that but can you imagine how much more rash Elayne would be if they did?
“But Brigitte you don’t get it! I can’t die. Min said my babies would be born healthy AND THE PATTERN SHAPES ITSELF AROUND ME! I’m important and the Last Battle isn’t here yet so let me just go walk into that trap.”
Elayne’s going to invent a ter’angreal that specifically provides plot armor.
rafe if you’re listening I know it’s almost impossible but I think you should put Elayne and Nynaeve up to even MORE bugs bunny hijinks. MORE circuses MORE tel’aran’rhiod BIGGER mishaps. Go big or go home
