#willy wonka
I have a Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka doll I got when I had a short hyperfixation on him (WW not JD) and I’m going to get rid of it but idk if I should burn it or sell it. On the one hand, I need the money, but on the other hand I don’t want to give it to a Depp supporter.
Maybe I’ll just wait and see if I come up with a better idea.
Life comes at you fast in the Chocolate Factory
The sass from Willy Wonka is my favorite thing
“Help. Police. Murder.”
“Stop. Don’t.”
“Stop. Don’t. Come back.”
To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
oompa loompa doopity dare
the court finds you breached your duty of care
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that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
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only a partial judgment for you
Oompa loompa doopity doubt,
The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…
(SLAM) (SLAM)
THROWNITY OUT!
Lawyer humor