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stygiantarot:

Occult Crimes Narrator: Manuela wants to spend an entire night lying on a grave.

Me: Oh. Grave sleeping. Yeah. Not really a “vampire” thing but okay.

Boyfriend:What?

Me:Uh…

Boyfriend: Have you slept on a grave?

Me: …no comment.

Occult Crimes: Manuela really liked to hang out in graveyards.

Boyfriend: *stares at me*

Me: This episode is not about me.

Ah, I remember watching this show while pregnant with my daughter And that man still married me!

#graveyard witch #personal #death witchcraft #witchy #witch jokes #witch humor #death witch humor 
Of hearth and bone@stygiantarot
Thu, 25 Jun 2020 11:12:19

Is it blasphemy to offer Zeus or Thor a Dr. Thunder?

#witch jokes #freiwyns posts 
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧@agnosticanimist
Thu, 15 Oct 2020 20:21:51

Because a good witch has a thorough knowledge of all herbs

#book of shadows #witch jokes #witchcraft #solitary witch #hedgewitch #neopagan #eclectic witch #nonwiccan #magick #occult #spirituality #spirtual wellness #herblore #faded witchcraft #stoner lifestyle #hippie #moon child #high all the time 
Book of Shadows@calico-moonchild
Wed, 20 Apr 2016 01:40:38

starlit-chaos-witch:

#catholic witch #christopagan #catholic witchcraft #christopaganism #christian witch #christian witchcraft #witchcraft #witches #witches of tumblr #closeted witch #witch jokes 
Catholic Witch OfCalifornia@secretcatholicwitch
Tue, 15 Mar 2022 15:27:06
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