#witch shitpost
Me, eating my third bowl of rose quartz: *CROMCH* self care…
“Ah shit, which planet’s in gatorade this time”
omg im not reading that sorry
Quick question, whoever made this, why the FUCK wouldn’t you just put it in chronological order?!
Jan 1: Jan 9, Jan 2: Jan 21, Jan 3: May 21, Jan 4: Feb 17
Jan 5: Mar 12, Jan 6: Mar 19, Jan 7: Aug 10, Jan 8: Mar 19
Jan 9: Jan 1, Jan 10: Sept 7, Jan 11: July 27, Jan 12: April 26
Jan 13: Aug 29, Jan 14: Aug 11, Jan 15: Feb 26, Jan 16: April 8
Jan 17: Oct 15, Jan 18: June 13, Jan 19: Sept 14, Jan 20: Feb 14
Jan 21: Jan 2, Jan 22: Oct 29, Jan 23: May 8, Jan 24: Dec 4
Jan 25: Feb 6, Jan 26: Dec 1, Jan 27: Mar 25, Jan 28: May 6
Jan 29: Sept 19, Jan 30: Nov 7, Jan 31: Sept 3Feb 1: Sept 2, Feb 2: Mar 31, Feb 3: Oct 28, Feb 4: July 22
Feb 5: Dec 30, Feb 6: Jan 25, Feb 7: April 17, Feb 8: May 4
Feb 9: May 19, Feb 10: April 22, Feb 11: Feb 28, Feb 12: Mar 6
Feb 13: June 6, Feb 14: Jan 20, Feb 15: May 3, Feb 16: Sept 5
Feb 17: Jan 4, Feb 18: July 4, Feb 19: July 11, Feb 20: Oct 27
Feb 21: Nov 13, Feb 22: Mar 15, Feb 23: June 15, Feb 24: July 29
Feb 25: Oct 13, Feb 26: Jan 15, Feb 27: Mar 24, Feb 28: Feb 11
Feb 29: Mar 13Mar 1: July 3, Mar 2: April 10, Mar 3: Sept 23, Mar 4: April 24
Mar 5: April 11, Mar 6: Feb 12, Mar 7: Nov 25, Mar 8: Oct 6
Mar 9: Oct 18, Mar 10: Oct 3, Mar 11: June 29, Mar 12: Jan 5
Mar 13: Feb 29, Mar 14: Aug 22, Mar 15: Feb 22, Mar 16: Dec 12
Mar 17: July 1, Mar 18: Mar 30, Mar 19: April 7, Mar 20: Aug 17
Mar 21: May 28, Mar 22: Aug 5, Mar 23: June 19, Mar 24: Feb 27
Mar 25: Jan 27, Mar 26: June 17, Mar 27: April 14, Mar 28: June 22
Mar 29: Aug 1, Mar 30: Mar 18, Mar 31: Feb 2Apr 1: Dec 13, Apr 2: July 8, Apr 3: June 20, Apr 4: Aug 7
Apr 5: Oct 31, Apr 6: July 2, Apr 7: Mar 19, Apr 8: Jan 16
Apr 9: June 10, Apr 10: Mar 2, Apr 11: Mar 5, Apr 12: Nov 18
Apr 13: Nov 26, Apr 14: Mar 27, Apr 15: June 12, Apr 16: July 23
Apr 17: Feb 7, Apr 18: Nov 3, Apr 19: Dec 9, Apr 20: Aug 6
Apr 21: 8 Aug 18, Apr 22: Feb 10, Apr 23: June 24, Apr 24: Mar 4
Apr 25: Nov 5, Apr 26: Jan 12, Apr 27: Sept 26, Apr 28: May 22
Apr 29: Dec 26, Apr 30: May 2
May 1: Sept 28, May 2: April 30, May 3: Feb 15, May 4: Feb 8
May 5: July 7, May 6: Jan 28, May 7: Sept 21, May 8: Jan 23
May 9: July 18, May 10: Aug 19, May 11: June 27, May 12: Dec 16
May 13: May 27, May 14: Nov 17, May 15: July 28, May 16: Aug 2
May 17: Oct 23, May 18: July 14, May 19: Feb 9, May 20: Dec 27
May 21: Jan 3, May 22: April 28, May 23: Sept 17, May 24: Sept 8
May 25: July 26, May 26: Dec 22, May 27: May 13, May 28: Mar 21
May 29: Aug 8, May 30: Sept 30, May 31: June 30June 1: Aug 13, June 2: Aug 14, June 3: June 5, June 4: July 21
June 5: June 3, June 6: Feb 13, June 7: Dec 24, June 8: Sept 29
June 9: Aug 16, June 10: Apr 9, June 11: Oct 7, June 12: Apr 15
June 13: Jan 18, June 14: Dec 25, June 15: Feb 23, June 16: Aug 4
June 17: Mar 26, June 18: June 25, June 19: Mar 23, June 20: Apr 3
June 21: Oct 16, June 22: Mar 28, June 23: Nov 27, June 24: Apr 23
June 25: June 18 June 26: July 9 June 27: May 11 June 28: Aug 12
June 29: Mar 11, June 30: May 31July 1: Mar 17, July 2: April 6, July 3: Mar 1, July 4: Feb 18
July 5: Dec 19, July 6: July 19, July 7: May 5, July 8: April 2
July 9: June 26, July 10: Aug 31, July 11: Feb 19, July 12: Aug 28
July 13: Sept 18, July 14: May 18, July 15: Aug 27, July 16: Sept 13
July 17: Oct 11, July 18: May 9, July 19: July 6, July 20: Aug 15
July 21: June 4, July 22: Feb 4, July 23: April 16, July 24: Dec 14
July 25: Nov 9, July 26: May 25, July 27: Jan 11, July 28: May 15
July 29: Feb 24, July 30: Aug 9, July 31: Sept 27Aug 1: Mar 29, Aug 2: May 16, Aug 3: Oct 30, Aug 4: June 16
Aug 5: Mar 22, Aug 6: April 20, Aug 7: April 4, Aug 8: May 29
Aug 9: July 30, Aug 10: Jan 7, Aug 11: Jan 14, Aug 12: June 28
Aug 13: June 1, Aug 14: June 2, Aug 15: July 20, Aug 16: June 9
Aug 17: Mar 20, Aug 18: April 21, Aug 19: May 10, Aug 20: Dec 7
Aug 21: Dec 2, Aug 22: Mar 14, Aug 23: Sept 16, Aug 24: Sept 9
Aug 25: Nov 2, Aug 26: Nov 6, Aug 27: July 15, Aug 28: July 12
Aug 29: Jan 13, Aug 30: Oct 8, Aug 31: July 10,Sept 1: Sept 11, Sept 2: Feb 1, Sept 3: Jan 31, Sept 4: Dec 18
Sept 5: Feb 16, Sept 6: Sept 24, Sept 7: Jan 10, Sept 8: May 24
Sept 9: Aug 24, Sept 10: Sept 25, Sept 11: Sept 1, Sept 12: Dec 3
Sept 13: July 16, Sept 14: Jan 19, Sept 15: Sept 22, Sept 16: Aug 23
Sept 17: May 23, Sept 18: July 13, Sept 19: Jan 29, Sept 20: Oct 1
Sept 21: May 7, Sept 22: Sept 15, Sept 23: Mar 3, Sept 24: Sept 6
Sept 25: Sept 10, Sept 26: April 27, Sept 27: July 31, Sept 28: May 1
Sept 29: June 8, Sept 30: May 30Oct 1: Sept 20, Oct 2: Dec 29, Oct 3: Mar 10, Oct 4: Oct 5
Oct 5: Oct 4, Oct 6: Mar 8, Oct 7: June 11, Oct 8: Aug 30
Oct 9: Dec 11, Oct 10: Dec 8, Oct 11: July 17, Oct 12: Oct 21
Oct 13: Feb 25, Oct 14: Nov 4, Oct 15: Jan 17, Oct 16: June 21
Oct 17: Nov 10, Oct 18: Mar 9, Oct 19: Nov 29, Oct 20: Dec 6
Oct 21: Oct 12, Oct 22: Dec 5, Oct 23: May 17, Oct 24: Dec 21
Oct 25: Oct 26, Oct 26: Oct 25, Oct 27: Feb 20, Oct 28: Feb 3
Oct 29: Jan 22, Oct 30: Aug 3, Oct 31: April 5Nov 1: Nov 28, Nov 2: Aug 25, Nov 3: April 18, Nov 4: Oct 14
Nov 5: April 25, Nov 6: Aug 26, Nov 7: Jan 30, Nov 8: Dec 20
Nov 9: July 25, Nov 10: Oct 17, Nov 11: Nov 30, Nov 12: Nov 23
Nov 13: Feb 21, Nov 14: Dec 23, Nov 15: Nov 22, Nov 16: Dec 31
Nov 17: May 14, Nov 18: April 12, Nov 19: Dec 28, Nov 20: Dec 15
Nov 21: Nov 24, Nov 22: Nov 15, Nov 23: Nov 12, Nov 24: Nov 21
Nov 25: Mar 7, Nov 26: April 13, Nov 27: June 23, Nov 28: Nov 1
Nov 29: Oct 19, Nov 30: Nov 11Dec 1: Jan 26, Dec 2: Aug 21, Dec 3: Sept 12, Dec 4: Jan 24
Dec 5: Oct 22, Dec 6: Oct 20, Dec 7: Aug 20, Dec 8: Oct 10
Dec 9: April 19, Dec 10: Dec 17, Dec 11: Oct 9, Dec 12: March 16
Dec 13: April 1, Dec 14: July 24, Dec 15: Nov 20, Dec 16: May 12
Dec 17: Dec 10, Dec 18: Sept 4, Dec 19: July 5, Dec 20: Nov 8
Dec 21: Oct 24, Dec 22: May 26, Dec 23: Nov 14, Dec 24: June 7
Dec 25: June 14, Dec 26: April 29, Dec 27: May 20, Dec 28: Nov 19
Dec 29: Oct 2, Dec 30: Feb 5, Dec 31: Nov 16
I’d just like to say, my birthday is Jul23. My cousin’s is Apr 16th. She’s the reason I don’t trust Aries, that woman backhanded me while driving once because I commented about how she was speeding 20mph over the limit and there was a child in the car. :| I politely disagree with this, Aries & Leo? Nah.