#witch memes

LIVE

thelooneytoon:

Dating/Living with a witch consists of:

  • Them always smelling like sage/various herbs
  • “My tarot says you’re a dumbass”
  • “looK AT MY NEW CRYSTAL”
  • “Don’t touch that please, it’s charging”- regarding crystals etc perched on numerous windowsills
  • “I made this spell jar for you” x100
  • Crystals being stored in their pockets/bra/bags
  • Them doodling sigils on your class work etc.
  • Annointing you and your things with various oils
  • Them muttering intentions all day long as they do mundane things
  • Candles, s o m a n y candles
  • “Do you wanna come with me to leave this offering for the fae?”
  • “I love you but we can’t go out tonight it’s a full moon and I need to recharge like everything”
  • The usual breakfast question of: “Can I have your eggshells?”
  • “What do you want for yoru birthday?” “Plants and/or crystals.”
  • Banging of pots and pans and burning of cleansing herbs as they shriek at a stubborn spirit
  • Way too many books on the craft
  • Something is always burning
  • “N o don’t blow it out! the disrespect. use this.”
  • You: *picks up penny you found*
  • Them: *smacks it out of your hand* “don’t accept gifts from the fae!”
  • Having to listen to constant praise and admiration of the moon



Art does not belong to me!!!

If you’re in the broom closet and/or can’t afford crystals, books, or other tools of the craft, your practice is still valid and you’re still a witch! ♥️♥️♥️

freckledfortuneteller:

And thanks to my man I have a whole bottle full of thorns

“Ah shit, which planet’s in gatorade this time”

wxtch-bxtch-shxt:

we openly bitches in 2k19

2020 now but I don’t think it’s ending any time soon

Our muses are cleaning house when they find a circle of symbols drawn underneath a rug. Send “Did you put this here?” For their reaction.

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