Outfits by Horoscope

Outfits by Horoscope✨

First up we have: Capricorn ♑️, Aquarius ♒️, and Pisces ♓️.

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Is your sign up heee?

If not what’s your fav fit? Mine is tied between 2 and 3

Based on my OWN experience, this might not apply to everyone. 

★ Capricorn moms with a mix of fire placements can be VERY furious if someone attacks their child, for example the teacher has said to their daughter/son they can’t do something. They WILL do everything, they will even go this far that the teacher might get kicked out of school. But in the end they will let the teacher stay since they do care about the teachers job. 

★ Water and Fire placements truly make a parent quite emotional for the emotional needs for their child. They want everything to be okay. 

★ Underdeveloped Pisceans parents may have some mental health issues with themselves and yell it out on their children. Can apply to Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, & Aquarius in my opinion too. Since these are the signs who try to ignore their feelings but in the end they have a lot to deal with.

★  Parents with underdeveloped water influence can make them rebel against EVERYTHING of their child needs *with a mix of air/fire

★  Parents with Libra & Pisces placements can make them choose this and the other day this. They have some conflict with being ‘two-faced’ but this doesn’t make them directly a worse parent.  

★ Capricorn / leo moon truly are the most loyal to their partner. Since they both are hopeless romantic and would do everything in the name of love. Don’t forget: these signs will always do put themselves as first since they try to be realitsic. *maybe pisces moon too but I’m not sure

★  Parents with air moons may have had one of the most complicated childhoods ever and the child may repeat this. 

★  Parents with earth or air influence make them (over)think a lot about the future. They might even have some burn-outs at times. 

★ Fire & Water placements  can make them throw with money easily, while earth placements are very possesive about their money. I found air placements have the best way with dealing money.

! Don’t forget: this really all depends on the overall chart of someone. 

I have met a lot of people who are like: yeah man I don’t believe in astrology. They are totally close-minded about something they don’t even have some experience with, but then I read their natal chart expose their whole personality in front of their face even with very deep roots…. then there are like: shit man… I will never give my natal chart again…

Gemini Memes part 4

Boy of the Zodiac (p.1) these are some celebrity boys and their zodiac signs! Which one is your favorite? I’m torn between the Leo and Taurus (and I love a Gemini man )

THE SIGNS + EUPHORIA ¾

KAT HERNANDEZ

Libra Sun, Leo Moon, Libra Rising

Charismatic Kat is someone you want on your side- blunt, open minded, and outspoken, she’ll fight for you. Charming, she can swindle her way out of almost anything. Her portrayal of self is different than how she truly feels about herself, which is shown in her Leo moon. Her Libra rising makes her amicable and friendly, as well as diplomatic….if she decides to be.

MCKAY

Scorpio Sun, Virgo Moon, Gemini Rising

Soft McKay wants to be what others want him to be. Although he has the best intentions, it’s hard for him to express them in the correct way. Hear me out- his Scorpio sun creates inner turmoil, with his Virgo moon adding an inability to process his emotions right; he has to work through them (literally). His Gemini rising makes him a popular guy with circles of friends everywhere; his likability is in his aura. Devoted, he wants things to be at his portrayal of perfection…which can be impossible to fulfill at times.

NATE JACOBS

Sagittarius Sun, Scorpio Moon, Scorpio Rising

Nate Jacobs is discrete, calculating, and manipulative. His Sagittarius sun makes his character intelligent when it comes to gathering data, and calculating when it comes to serving it. His Scorpio moon curates a toxic culture of destroying others to get what he wants, instead of delving into the positives and giving instead of taking. His Scorpio rising makes Nate unapproachable, his aura hostile instead of powerful. All in all, Nate is somebody who has a to-do list and doesn’t care about who he has to whack in order to cross something off.

THE SIGNS + EUPHORIA 2/4

* actual birthday

CASSIE HOWARD

Cancer Sun, Pisces Moon, Virgo Rising

Cassie is someone whose deep insecurities came to be from her childhood. Docile when it comes to her lovers, Cassie is someone who finds strength when kind to others. Her Pisces moon gives her the power to be empathetic towards everyone…and I mean everyone (get who I’m talking about). In touch with her emotions, Cassie is aware of her feelings- a bit too much…and she doesn’t really know what causes them. A catalyst for support, Cassie will give unless scorned. She has a lot of power to wield, but still unaware of how to. Her Virgo rising gives way to Cassie looking her best to the world, but a wreck on the inside. Affectionate and caring, she serves those around her.

FEZCO

Leo Sun, Capricorn Moon, Cancer Rising

Fezco is nothing if not loyal. Family oriented and fierce, Fezco refuses to be crossed by anyone. His Leo sun gives way to his generosity being extends towards those he cares about, and who they care about, and so on. Fezco’s Capricorn moon let’s him be traditional in the sense of family- you took care of me, I’m going to take care of you. He keeps his head on straight and he keeps his word; he’d never let external circumstances cloud his overall judgment. Strategic and calculated, he always knows what to do. Fez’s Cancer rising turns him into Home- Ashtray, Rue, and Faye find solace in his home, along with his presence and being.

RUE BENNETT

*Virgo Sun, Leo Moon, Sagittarius Rising

Rue is someone who can be impulsive yet methodical at the same time- channeling Virgo’s mentality and Leo’s enthusiasm, Rue is able to charm anyone in her way. If it works, it works! If not…Anyway, Rue’s someone who would find her way out of a wormhole. Her Leo moon gives her a multitude array of emotions and with the fiery passion Leo ensues, it embodies her character fully until executed outward. Rue’s Sagittarius rising enables her to go beyond this world and the next, and to learn more of what the world has to offer. Dogmatic at times, she can’t resist a good time.

VENUS SYNASTRY SUMMARIZED

Venus in the:

1ST:walking into a pole while looking at them, play wrestling to full on WWE matches

2ND: crypto bf/gf & astrology/bookstagram bf/gf and monthly spa trips. Movie and dinner…at home. “Is that my shirt??”

3RD:staying on the phone till 10AM, “oh fuck”. Golden retrievers with unlimited messaging & data

4TH: initials in the bio and buying rings for Valentine’s Day. Family friends with benefits…shared recipes.

5TH:proposal pranks in restaurants. One is the Parent at times. Leashed backpacks and weird inside jokes…finishing each other’s sentences

6TH:Hubby/Wifey activity under bf/gf status…Type to wash your dishes if they see them in a sink. Melania slapping Trump’s hand away

7TH:(almost) codependent old married couple that is the equivalent of Nabokov & his letters to Vera

8TH:Mr. & Mrs. Smith with tantric sex and old money & private IG accts

9TH:Chris McCandless adventures and flirtatious best friends that like each other’s company more. Think favorite person at a function

10TH:mentor relationship; one has the connections, other has the image. Christian and Christine Grey with coordinating outfits

11TH:friendzone vibe but Venus is painting House person and likes to be alone with House. Phoebe Buffay(House) in a relationship with Steven Hyde(Venus). House is Venus’ diary. Cyberstalking and unique slides in the DMs

12TH:Ariel but Ariel is stalking Eric and Eric is distracted by a butterfly (think “is this a ___?” meme) and likes Ariel but he gets distracted. Ariel is staring at him and he’s just. Distracted. “WHERE ARE YOU??” texts from Venus unanswered cause House is asleep. Ursula is Ariel’s “””dArK siDe”””

A PSA that NOBODY is pettier than a Gemini.

Why are all Capricorn moon people’s moms like That

Things the signs might say as September rolls around

Taurus: “welp, that relationship did not work out as I planned. Well let’s go and garden some autumn flowers and also liven up my oldest friendships”

Gemini: “I don’t fucking know how my mysterious, secret lover turned into a cinnamon-baking stay-at-home boyfriend of the century, but autumn is coming so hey let’s just roll with it and he might make some apple cinnamon crumble for us”

Cancer: “This summer went by in a blink, and I am in love again, and I am heartbroken again, and I kinda don’t get why these two always go hand in hand in my life”

Leo: “time to go on an autumn hike! And to a gala! Maybe not on the same day but maybe yes actually!”

Virgo: “It’s TIME to REDECORATE! Okay okay where are my fairylights? Damn I gotta give grandma a call and ask for some garden pumpkins. Damn, did I just say ‘damn’? I should really stop watching these drama TV shows… maybe 'Stranger Things’ was just a little too much for me”

Libra:“Oh. My. God. It’s almost September and I haven’t restocked my favourite pencil set and my favourite notepads and my favourite markers and WOW there’s a sale in the home&furniture section at Harrods brb”

Scorpio:“changing friends, living my best live, always being on the edge… You know my brand!” *sniffles*

Sagittarius: “Have you read the article that was in today’s New York Times? What do you mean you haven’t? I’ll send you a link. And also a playlist to listen to while you read it. Have you seen that the new Lorde album came out?”

Capricorn: “let’s go for a walk! An autumn walk near the sea. Man it would be nice to have a dog to walk right now. Wait let me ask the neighbor! Autumn is awesome. I’ll pick some apples on my way to them”

Aquarius:“singing to keep the bad thoughts away, singing to be happy, singing to not think… not think about the apocalypse which will probably happen any day now and oh my lord now I’m thinking about it I can’t stop the climate change is real I don’t know what to do I will just keep - singing to keep the bad thoughts away…”

Pisces:“does anyone want gum? I got some from this nice lady at the park who always talks to the bugs”

Aries:“Halloween Halloween THIS IS HALLOWEEN” [Libra from the background: “It’s fucking August!”]

!!!!GUYS I HAVE AN INSTAGRAM PAGE NOW!!!! @astrologers_cloud_club @astrologers_cloud_club @astrologers_cloud_club

as an aquarius i can relate but oh i have aries mars…

WHAT’S YOUR MARS SIGN???

How’s gemini season going yall

Biggest mood I had in my entire life

Agree/Disagree? + comment your sun sign ☠️

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•MERCURY rules our day to day expressions, logical and communication. Mercury also rules electronics — phones, cars, planes, computers, machines etc. When Mercury turns retrograde, forward movement in regards to these themes is less supported.

This is why you hear that you need to back up your phone and computer, and make sure to double check any issues with your mode of transport before traveling. This is also why it’s said to think twice, maybe three times before you speak.

Mercury Retrograde is a time to reassess, review and reevaluate out current circumstances.

SCORPIO SEASON!!!!!!

~in honor of all my Scorpio sisters <3 ly

Me: Quit calling me emotional!

Also me: Pisces Sun, Scorpio Rising, Cancer Moon

“Ah shit, which planet’s in gatorade this time”