#wmq april fools

allright ladies, gentlemen, and those of us who know better lol

Occasion: announcing something on discord

Source:We’ve had some bad ideas but this was probably the worst, chapter 11, by shella688 on ao3

No Lethal Violence in the Kitchen

Occasion:I know you’re all immortal space pirates but please, there is a time and place for murder and it is not where we prepare food.

Source:House Rules #7: Fuck Cops by HicSuntDracones on Ao3

Jonny: I need to eat and kill something

Nastya,in the middle of being bothered for the third hour in a row: bite me

Jonny: don’t be disgusting you’re practically my sister…… Tim on the other hand could be on the menu

Nastya Rasputina, how I envy those who’ve seen her, the greatest Mechanism I know

Occasion: When you got into the Mechanisms long after Nastya left the band but she’s still your favorite character

Source:Rasputina by Karin Hammarsten

That’s rather a lot to unpack while my trousers are down. I’m happy to talk about it some other time.

Occasion: there are conversations you’ll want to be wearing trousers for

Source:Expectation and Reality by raven_aorla