You finally accessed the secret level in your favorite video game. Many doubted it existed, but here you are! Your character stands before a strangely familiar-looking door in a blank void, as the “INTERACT” prompt appears. You press it, and a knock comes from your bedroom door…
Magic once existed; this is a proven historic fact. But when the dragons deemed mankind unworthy and left the mortal realm, they took all magic with them. Now, one stands before you with a proposition…
Turns out the Aztecs were like super correct and the gods demand blood. Conveniently, it was a set amount and due to large numbers, we had been satisfying the blood price and then some passively since the ??00’s. Ages past humans achieved world peace, those gods show up.
In a world of superpowered people, your own ability to keep all insects 30cm away as a force field made you mediocre at best, until one day, as you are about to sign your lease with the director of your bank’s branch, you both cant seem to be able to shake hands.
As a time traveling alien, you visited an ice age planet from 11,000 years ago. There you saved a curious hominid family. Now, in your own future, your home world is being invaded. Suddenly, an armada drops out of hyperspace and begins attacking your invaders. Their species looks familiar.
Juan Ponce de Leon is perhaps best remembered for his legendary search for the famed Fountain of Youth, a magical source of water that was thought to reverse the aging process and cure diseases. This quest has certainly overshadowed his other accomplishments, though some have argued that the Spanish conquistador had never searched for the Fountain of Youth in the first place. He was, however, one of the first Europeans known to have set foot on what is today the United States of America, as his expeditions led him to Florida and Puerto Rico.
“Have you ever heard the expression ‘The best that money can buy?’ Well, have you ever asked yourself 'What’s the best money can’t buy?’ That’s where I operate. Here’s my card.”
