#writing coach

The fact I shaved my legs today seems like big news BUT even bigger news is the fact that WARPAINT (a book I did with the amazing author, J.J. Maya) bounces between the #1 & #3 spot for best books on the Kindle Unlimited (international site)! I couldn’t be prouder! (I helped, sure, but props go to J.J. Maya for hustling!–self publishing is hard so give her props!!!–this book just pubbed in March, people!)

(Also, this proves the fact that people are hungry–reading/needing writers & their stories now more than ever! & this is a fun/entertaining read set in the makeup world–from Scotland to NYC–& even deals with the immigration topic in a delightful way … No, really! The characters are charming &, well–read & find out for yourself!)

If you’re able to write here you go!

I’ve never been officially sorted into a house, but, according to this, I’m part Hufflepuff & part Slytherin. You?

I know you are probably thinking this is more of a romantic image & the #writingprompt should be about a romantic situation but nah… In my (twisted?) mind, I’m seeing her (or him!) as a stealthy pickpocket-using this opportunity to steal… For all you romance authors, maybe they’re both pickpockets & this moment is their #meetcute … (I’ll give you a great discount if you use me as an editor on this!)

We’re all going through a tough time & we’re all in this together. I know you think writing is a luxury but it’s not–books can save lives (I’ve heard it throughout this crisis especially)–so, if you can comfortably use my help, please do! I’m offering 25% off everything …

That means editorial assessments are only $525 & developmental reads are $675! Writing coaching–for 3 months–is only $450 (a month)!

If I can say so myself, what a steal! 

Contact me/mention this discount!!! ([email protected])

Now that you know writing is necessary (you did read yesterday’s message, right?) perhaps you should start writing? Here’s a #writingprompt to get you going…

I just got an email from another editor that said they guess the silver lining to all of this is that more people are reading & writing… So, still think writing is a luxury? Nah. Writing is essential. YOU are essential. YOU are needed. Keep writing.

Here is another note by a writer/reader that I thought I’d share…

Are you able to write? (I understand that it could be hard-it’s hard for me to concentrate too!) If so (& good for you! As hard as it is to read, reading is keeping me sane), here’s a #writingprompt…

[I say, Go Into Those Woods-Be Prepared/Bring Your Weapon Of Choice-& Do What Ya Gotta… That’s my contribution, feel free to use it & contact me for a [majorly] discounted read!]

What a week, friends! But I made it (& if you’re reading this-you survived too! High five! )!

Happy Friday!!!

(Always remember, spelling matters! You should use an editor…)

We’ve all been there, right?-well, most of us have…

Here’s a #writingprompt for you! Remember, I’ll read for a discount (also remember, I’m already running a 75% discount)… Geez, people! I want to read!!!

It seems a lot of people don’t know what an Editorial Assessment is (but love the idea of a $175 read).

Anyway, I’m gonna break it down for you very simply: I read THE ENTIRE BOOK & give you some notes (not as detailed as Track Changes *in* the text) & pretty much end by my overall opinion.

This read is often used before querying (if you publish traditionally)-it’s what an agent might do when they first read (so doing edits *before* helps you avoid problems & possible rejection). It’s a very good read *before* you self publish too, as you can catch any mistakes (even plot holes or character inconsistencies) & have a more professional/professional-sounding book.
(In fact, I urge you to do this-even if it’s not with me… but I’m betterhahahaha!)

Now that you know, hit me up! I’m waiting…

This is SO COOL!!!! (One of my Feral Girl Books here!)

WARPAINT by
@JJMaya6
+
@BobbiBrown
Crushed Liquid Lipstick in “Big Apple”

Read the book + get the lipstick:
http://readyourlipstick.com/2020/04/30/warpaint/

As we head into week 8 (or is it week 9 or week 50 now?) of shelter-at-home, I wonder if this is our “new normal.” I mean, nothing is normal BUT that’s because I’m comparing it to life before … Back when I did editorial assessments for $700–but now, who can afford $700? Maybe this new offer of 75% off–$175–is going to be the new normal? Right now, it expires in a month … (though, like stay-at-home orders, I’m sure I’ll extend it!)

Anyway, a read from a pro is good (something I always advise) but a discounted read from a pro???–GREAT! Now, I know your brother-in-law, Bob, volunteered to read/edit for free (& free is better than great, right?!?) & Bob graduated from Harvard with a BA in English (wow!) HOWEVER, Bob went to Harvard in ‘74 (before I was born & the rules of the game have changed) so might I suggest you start investing in yourself? I thought long & hard about this (seriously, 75% off is no joke! I am a NYT Best Selling agent-turned-editor! I have won awards for my books! I have yeeeears of experience!–meaning, I know things), & I decided I only want to help. So, please, help me help you! Have me do your read before you try querying or before you self pub.

(Also, if I work with you, you can consider me a friend & advocate in this industry–which is helpful because this business is tough!)

HAPPY FRIDAY!

This#writingprompt reminds me of #stephenking#misery … I can see a new/rising star (or just someone getting their 15 min of fame) & finding their own crazed fan… I would totally read that (for a discount)! Contact me…

HAPPY #WorldBookDay!

Today is Earth Day (I think? Honestly, I can’t keep up with stuff these days…). Enjoy this zine-inspired FGB art/ad (? whatever) I made last year (see?-I need to use last years because this year everything is going to sh*t. Pardon my language…).

Here’s your next writing prompt!
My mind tends to go darker towards these things… This one reminds me of Megan Abbott’s DARE ME-fun/carefree, beautiful, popular girls whose games get edgier & more dangerous… (Hit me up for a discount if this is something similar to what you’re writing!)