My scene partner and I have been preparing to rehearse our stage kiss and he said to me “I feel like I ought to meet your husband before I kiss you. To like, be polite.” And the he paused and was like. “No, I’d rather meet him after.” He paused again. “If I kiss him, it’s like PEMDAS and it all cancels out right?”
Being an actor is all about being the lead MC in an Edwardian historical drama YA novel
Regular and normal texts to receive from your homies
Our director said “looked great!” and I told my homie he should add that into his Tinder profile as an official review.
Our director also said “was that the first time you did that?” Sir I LOVE the implications that the two of us have been smooching in the dressing room like “yeah this is definitely for our art and not weird at all.”
Every night now we are rating our kisses with phrases like “I felt your teeth,” “you are sweaty,” and “that was my nose.”
No that’s EXACTLY it. It’s the least romantic thing. We fist bump and say “good hustle” when it goes well.
Glad to hear from an authority on the topic of fake smooches
