#you live on a deathworld

Humans won’t stop offering up their planet for trivial things.

Human: “I’ll trade you my planet for a soda.”

Human (pointing at a 6-leg reptilian): “I’ll trade you my planet for your weird looking dog.”

Human (to an alien who could easily kill them): “I’ll trade you my planet for a kiss ;) ;) ;)”

Making this more ridiculous, no human who offers up their planet has the authority to do so.

What the humans truly don’t seem to understand, though, is that nobody wants their planet.