#yuri bday post

Yuri, about an enemy: I need you to kill him but make it look like an accident

Balthus: Say no more

[Later]

Knight of Seiros: It looks like the killer brawled him to death and then placed a banana peel at his feet

[Yuri as a waiter]

Customer: Can I ask about the menu please?

Yuri: The men I please are none of your business

Jeralt: So, what are your interests?

Yuri: Your son in my room

Jeralt:

Yuri:

Yuri: The sun and the moon

Yuri: I’m interested in astronomy