#incorrect fire emblem three houses

Marianne: You’ve lost a lot of blood, but it’s going to be okay. What’s your blood type?

Raphael: Uh… Red?

Ignatz: B positive

Raphael: I’m positive it’s red

Linhardt: I’m leaving for three days. I’ve left you both instructions on taking care of the place while I’m gone.

Ashe: Leave it to us!

Caspar: Mine just says ‘Caspar, no’.

Linhardt: And you you can apply that to every possible situation.

Sylvain, apologizing: .. .—-. – / … — .-. .-. -.—

Felix: What’s that?

Sylvain: Remorse code

Felix: I’m even angrier now

Ferdinand: As your best friend-

Hubert: I don’t have friends

Ferdinand:

Ferdinand: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

Linhardt: Will Professor approve of this?

Hubert: Don’t you trust me?

Linhardt:No.

Hubert: Good, you’re catching on.

Linhardt: You look like you fought 10 people and then ran a mile to get here.

Caspar: 12 people and 4 miles!

Hubert, about Ferdinand: So you think he’s the one for me?

Caspar: Oh yeah! He’s tons of fun and you’re no fun at all

Caspar: He completes you

Felix: Here’s a list of all of the Boar’s weaknesses to beat him.

Byleth: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?

Felix: I started writing it when we were kids.

Claude: What if I was kidnapped? What would you do?

Lorenz: I would wait 15 minutes until they gave you back voluntarily.

Seteth, over the phone: Claude, the worst thing you can do in this situation is take matters into your own hands

Claude: Got it

Claude: *Hangs up*

Claude: Well Teach, it looks like we’ll have to take matters into our own hands

Ferdinand: Edelgard is not answering her phone

Byleth: I’ll call

Hubert: Ferdinand and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Edelgard, over the phone:Hello?

Tarot card reader: I will now tell you your fortune

Hubert: Cool I guess

Tarot reader:Why is every card death? What the hell, I don’t even own this many death cards

Hubert:Figures

Linhardt: How long has it been since you slept?

Hubert: Three or four

Linhardt: Three or four what?

Hubert: Three of four

Lorenz: Without ugly in this world, nothing would be beautiful.

Leonie: Thank you for your sacrifice.

Hubert: Dont fear death, fear the state in which you die

Caspar, terrified:New Jersey!?

Felix: Too many songs about love, not enough songs about sordfights.

Byleth: The milk expires tomorrow.

Edelgard, hinting at their anniversary: Tomorrow’s a really special day, huh?

Byleth: Not for anyone who drinks milk.

Felix: Why did you break up with him?

Byleth: Actually, Dimitri broke up with me.

Felix: Oh, and how did you celebrate?

Dimitri, who’s been standing next to them the whole time: Do you ever take a break?

Ferdinand: Hello, Hubert. Made anyone cry today?

Hubert: Sadly, no. But its only 4:30.

Linhardt: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.

Caspar: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes froot loops.