Oberon edging himself to make sex with Eos last longer

Zekei letting us ride him in our captain’s chair

Holmes topping Pax in the public fountain on Cyber

Our love interests are freaky

Fuck yeah

Our boyfriend never leaves us on “read”.

Ex-squeeze me?

No…… nonononono. Eos’s 40 year old looking ass is not stealing my main character’s bomb ass bisexual alien boyfriend away from him. No, I did not spend 15 diamonds, at the beginning of this 22 chapter book, for my character to have the softest most romantic cliche best-friends-to-lovers gazing under the stars while-our-ankles-are-touching scene, just to have his brother steal him away from us. This was not the content I waited 5 chapters for. I did not pay for this.