#zoro x sanji
Zoro to Sanji: remember to take care of yourself *affectionate*
Zoro to his enemies: take care of yourself *derogatory*
Sanji: Does this mean we’re friends again?
Zoro: No! We’re not friends!
Zoro:
Zoro: We’re dating
Sanji: That was terrifying! Don’t pause like that!
Chopper: I’m going to my first job, any hot tips?
Sanji: Yes! Lie for fun. Don’t start drama, but make sure you escalate it.
Sanji: I made you a flower crown
Zoro: I don’t like flowers.
Sanji: Oh, I guess I’ll give it to Law then-
Zoro: No. Put it on me.
*Zoro finds Sanji staring at a dead body*
Zoro: alright, let me call Nami
Sanji: I already called 911
Zoro: you called the police before you called me?!
Sanji: I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dean body?!
Zoro: yEs!
Good old neighbor Roronoa Zoro
Zoro*scream*: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
Sanji: What?
Zoro *scream louder * WHAT IS YOU NAME?
Sanji: Sanji
Zoro: FUCK YOU SANJI *go back to his house*
Sanji *arguing*: I don’t understand, Vinsmokes is MY business, not yours. Why you put yourself in danger again?
Zoro *screaming* BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Zoro: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.
Reiju: You do?
Zoro: Yes.
Reiju: Really?
Zoro: Yes.
Reiju:
Reiju: May I ask why?
Zoro: Any news?
Sanji: Just waiting on your x-ray
Zoro: But I’ve never dated anyone named Ray?
Sanji: ….And we might do a brain scan
The police officer: Can you describe the person who shot you?
Sanji: She seemed mad.
Zoro: So, she is already met you
Sanji: Asshole, where are you going?
Zoro: Well, that depends, babe. When I die, probably hell; but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
Zoro: let’s meet at 7 o'clock
Sanji: It’s already 8
Zoro: No means no
Police officer: What are your names?
Luffy: Don’t tell him, Zoro!
Police officer: [writing it down] Zoro.
Zoro: Oh, nice going, Luffy!
Police officer: Zoro and Luffy. Got it.
Zoro: We should call Nami
Luffy: I scared, call Sanji
Zoro: He can be scary too
Zoro: I could kill you if I wanted to, Sanji
Sanji: So could anyone else.
Zoro:
Sanji: So could a dog.
Zoro:
Sanji: So could a dedicated duck.
Zoro:
Sanji: You’re not special, green boy.
Sanji: I told you–
Zoro: Yes, Sanji, I know. You told me so. Thank you for the update.
Sanji: you constantly turn off your phone with a loss, I can’t even call you back and wake you up.
Zoro: it’s because of the alarm clock
Zoro: And I don’t really want to chat with someone at 6 am
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you help me escape?
Zoro: No.
Sanji: Well you don’t have to say it that fast! Think about it. Let’s try again.
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you-
Zoro: No.
*playing twister*
Nami: Right hand red.
Sanji: *ends up on top of Zoro*
Zoro: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Nami: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.
Sanji: It’ll only take a bit. Here, you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport!
Zoro: What?! A kaleidoscope?! I’m not five-!
Zoro, immediately mezmorized: Shapes and colors, the likes of which I’ve never seen~
They’re married, your honor
I still can’t believe this rings are official, I’m not crying, you are–
One piece AU where everything is exactly the same but Zoro’s haramaki is a corset
I always thought it’ll take some time for Sanji to accept his liking for activities socially associated with a feminine behavior. But, in an intimate moment of trust, he decides it’s time to talk about those insecurities with his partner. Zoro, being the “if you want to do it, what are you waiting for?” type of person he is, encourages him to express himself the way he’s more comfortable with. So, when Sanji confesses he’s nervous and almost scared about it, Zoro tries to offer his help although he doesn’t know shit about makeup.
I got inspired by @wellfine ‘s strawhat’s body types post for Sanji’s anatomy in this comic although I still have to practice a lot! Check them out, their content is *chef kiss* ❤️❤️
Drawing this man again because apparently this is the only thing my mind knows how to draw during an art block
Bonus: Zoro having a double gay panic
Happy anniversary (a SanZo commission)
I just finished a commission for the lovely @tamashi-arts and she drew a bit of it so now there’s no way I’m keeping that for myself ❤️
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 2204 words
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Tags: Aged-Up Characters, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Anniversaries, Fluff and Smut, Top Sanji, Bottom Zoro, Flirting, Teasing, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/sub, Light Bondage, Blow Jobs, Begging, Come Shot, Breast Fucking, Come Swallowing, Aftercare, Post-Coital Cuddling
Summary: Sanji and Zoro are having a few days off the Sunny for their 20th wedding anniversary… and the cook is feisty.
Best commission I’ve ever made, I can’t thank you enough
Hide your kids it’s nsfw time ♂️♂️♂️
First kiss!
Comic idea I had for a while ❤️❤️❤️
And sorry I had to keep the “Sanji always looks bad in his bounty posters” tradition alive HAHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Will I ever get tired of drawing fluff for the happily married middle aged pirates?? I don’t think so
Sanji being comfortable in both masculine and feminine behavior makes me so happy
Bonus: Sanji catching Zoro simping because I live for the fluff
“What part of your partner’s body do you like the most?”
I think the answer is pretty clear ❤️❤️❤️
Punk… High school…. kinda AU
I don’t even know how to describe this HAHSHAHAHHSHAHA I just wanted to mess with their outfits a bit
Ok ok, if you wanna hear some of my thoughts about this AU, keep reading ❤️:
Ok so, hear me out, Sanji, third son of a rich family with a strict father, is told to maintain his reputation at all costs. So, when he is Chat Noir, he doesn’t have to worry about being that straight flawless model he always pretends to be. And Ladybug was the one who told him that he was free, which made his life change.
That’s why he’s so flirty around him in his disguise but then when he goes back to his normal life he’s like “haha look at me I’m so straight-”
It’s kinda like:
Sanji: Ladybug? Yeah cool man, he helps us and all, I think it’s pretty neat. Nothing extraordinary tho
Chat Noir: LADYBUG-KYUUUNN ❤❤❤❤
And Zoro has been having a crush on Sanji since almost a year, but he just doesn’t know how to flirt or how to express his feelings correctly. So he gets frustrated and the only way he knows to have Sanji’s attention is getting him on his nerves, which works surprisingly well.
But, they don’t fall for one side of their personalities tho, Sanji does like Zoro, but he denies it to himself. So he falls in love with Ladybug because he reminds him of a person he already loves.
And Zoro does like Chat Noir. But he treats Zoro like Sanji treats women, and that pisses him off because he remembers that his long time crush is straight and out of his league. That’s why he feels some kind of rejection towards Chat Noir.
Anyways, this is just me thinking too much about a dumb AU I’m way too invested in
I was listening to one of my favorite songs and I just couldn’t resist—
I had to
Miraculous Ladybug X Zosan
Ok but like, seriously, I’ve thought of too much lore for this dumb AU idea, send help—
