#zoro x sanji
Zoro: I love you
Sanji: How many people have you said that to?
Zoro: Everyone
Sanji: What?
Zoro: I told everyone that I love you
Sanji: *Waking up from surgery*
Zoro: *Holding his hand* Hey how are you feeling?
Sanji: I’m fine, but who are you? You can’t hold my hand, or my boyfriend will get mad.
Zoro: MySanji…
Sanji: ——Don’t call me that. Only my boyfriend can call me that.
Zoro: But it’s me Zoro.
Sanji: *Extremely happy* Zoro!
Zoro: Yes it’s me. But don’t you remember, we’re not boyfriends anymore.
Sanji: We’re not dating? You’re not my boyfriend? *Starts to tear up*
Zoro: No no no. I’m your husband. Don’t cry.
Sanji: *Cries even more* But your not my boyfriend. *Yanks his hand away* Let go of me. You’re not my boyfriend.
Zoro: Houston, we have a problem.
Sanji, sighing: Where are you?
Zoro: Houston. That’s the problem. I don’t know how I got here.
[phone starts ringing]
Usopp, looking at who is calling: [laughs] You still call your dad ‘Daddy’?
Sanji: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with Usopp]
Sanji: Hey, Zoro.
Usopp: [chokes on his drink]
Police officer: What are your names?
Luffy: Don’t tell him, Zoro!
Police officer: [writing it down] Zoro.
Zoro: Oh, nice going, Luffy!
Police officer: Zoro and Luffy. Got it.
Zoro: We should call Nami
Luffy: I scared, call Sanji
Zoro: He can be scary too
Zoro: I could kill you if I wanted to, Sanji
Sanji: So could anyone else.
Zoro:
Sanji: So could a dog.
Zoro:
Sanji: So could a dedicated duck.
Zoro:
Sanji: You’re not special, green boy.
Sanji: I told you–
Zoro: Yes, Sanji, I know. You told me so. Thank you for the update.
Sanji: you constantly turn off your phone with a loss, I can’t even call you back and wake you up.
Zoro: it’s because of the alarm clock
Zoro: And I don’t really want to chat with someone at 6 am
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you help me escape?
Zoro: No.
Sanji: Well you don’t have to say it that fast! Think about it. Let’s try again.
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you-
Zoro: No.
*playing twister*
Nami: Right hand red.
Sanji: *ends up on top of Zoro*
Zoro: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Nami: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.
Sanji: It’ll only take a bit. Here, you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport!
Zoro: What?! A kaleidoscope?! I’m not five-!
Zoro, immediately mezmorized: Shapes and colors, the likes of which I’ve never seen~
They’re married, your honor
I still can’t believe this rings are official, I’m not crying, you are–
One piece AU where everything is exactly the same but Zoro’s haramaki is a corset
I always thought it’ll take some time for Sanji to accept his liking for activities socially associated with a feminine behavior. But, in an intimate moment of trust, he decides it’s time to talk about those insecurities with his partner. Zoro, being the “if you want to do it, what are you waiting for?” type of person he is, encourages him to express himself the way he’s more comfortable with. So, when Sanji confesses he’s nervous and almost scared about it, Zoro tries to offer his help although he doesn’t know shit about makeup.
I got inspired by @wellfine ‘s strawhat’s body types post for Sanji’s anatomy in this comic although I still have to practice a lot! Check them out, their content is *chef kiss* ❤️❤️
Drawing this man again because apparently this is the only thing my mind knows how to draw during an art block
Bonus: Zoro having a double gay panic
Happy anniversary (a SanZo commission)
I just finished a commission for the lovely @tamashi-arts and she drew a bit of it so now there’s no way I’m keeping that for myself ❤️
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 2204 words
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Tags: Aged-Up Characters, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Anniversaries, Fluff and Smut, Top Sanji, Bottom Zoro, Flirting, Teasing, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/sub, Light Bondage, Blow Jobs, Begging, Come Shot, Breast Fucking, Come Swallowing, Aftercare, Post-Coital Cuddling
Summary: Sanji and Zoro are having a few days off the Sunny for their 20th wedding anniversary… and the cook is feisty.
Best commission I’ve ever made, I can’t thank you enough
Hide your kids it’s nsfw time ♂️♂️♂️
First kiss!
Comic idea I had for a while ❤️❤️❤️
And sorry I had to keep the “Sanji always looks bad in his bounty posters” tradition alive HAHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Will I ever get tired of drawing fluff for the happily married middle aged pirates?? I don’t think so
Sanji being comfortable in both masculine and feminine behavior makes me so happy
Bonus: Sanji catching Zoro simping because I live for the fluff
“What part of your partner’s body do you like the most?”
I think the answer is pretty clear ❤️❤️❤️
