#op sanji
“It’s too late…”
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Sanji: Zoro told you to stay in bed.
Chopper: there’s a scary monster in the closet.
Sanji: scarier than Zoro?
Chopper: *goes to bed*
Zoro: Sanji, I never meant to hurt you. Whenever you’re hurt I feel awful, it’s the worst, I hate it.
Sanji: Wow, it’s amazing, you’ve managed to make even empathy selfish.
Sanji : If you don’t stop talking, I’m going to jump out of that window.
Zoro: …We’re on the ground floor.
Sanji : I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Sanji: I’m dying.
Zoro: It’s just morning sickness.
Sanji: You’re to blame for everything! You put this baby in my womb!
Zoro: But you wanted!
Sanji: I was drunk and horny, obviously I wasn’t thinking, what’s your excuse?
Robin:…
Robin: … Should we tell them?
Nami: Not fucking way
Sanji: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound power?
Zoro: take a nap
Sanji: you just woke up
Zoro: take a nap
Sanji: This is so good. The sauce is creamy. Reminds me of last night with Zoro
Usopp: …and that’s the end of my Fettuccine Alfredo night
Zoro: Hello.
Sanji: Where the fuck have you been?
Zoro: Asleep.
Sanji: For two days?!
Zoro to Sanji: remember to take care of yourself *affectionate*
Zoro to his enemies: take care of yourself *derogatory*
Sanji: Does this mean we’re friends again?
Zoro: No! We’re not friends!
Zoro:
Zoro: We’re dating
Sanji: That was terrifying! Don’t pause like that!
Chopper: I’m going to my first job, any hot tips?
Sanji: Yes! Lie for fun. Don’t start drama, but make sure you escalate it.
Sanji: I made you a flower crown
Zoro: I don’t like flowers.
Sanji: Oh, I guess I’ll give it to Law then-
Zoro: No. Put it on me.
*Zoro finds Sanji staring at a dead body*
Zoro: alright, let me call Nami
Sanji: I already called 911
Zoro: you called the police before you called me?!
Sanji: I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dean body?!
Zoro: yEs!
Good old neighbor Roronoa Zoro
Zoro*scream*: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
Sanji: What?
Zoro *scream louder * WHAT IS YOU NAME?
Sanji: Sanji
Zoro: FUCK YOU SANJI *go back to his house*
Sanji *arguing*: I don’t understand, Vinsmokes is MY business, not yours. Why you put yourself in danger again?
Zoro *screaming* BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Zoro: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.
Reiju: You do?
Zoro: Yes.
Reiju: Really?
Zoro: Yes.
Reiju:
Reiju: May I ask why?
Zoro: Any news?
Sanji: Just waiting on your x-ray
Zoro: But I’ve never dated anyone named Ray?
Sanji: ….And we might do a brain scan
The police officer: Can you describe the person who shot you?
Sanji: She seemed mad.
Zoro: So, she is already met you
Sanji: Asshole, where are you going?
Zoro: Well, that depends, babe. When I die, probably hell; but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
Zoro: let’s meet at 7 o'clock
Sanji: It’s already 8
Zoro: No means no
