#zukka atla
Zuko: You guys are crazy. Sokka doesn’t have a crush on me!
Katara: Yes he does
Aang: Yes he does
Toph: Yes he does
Suki: Yes he does
Sokka: Yes I do
On the balloon to boiling rock
Zuko: wait, so your dad NEVER hit you, even when you weren’t as good as your prodigy sister? Wow he sounds amazing no wonder you wanna rescue him.
Sokka: *concerned* dude, not hitting your kid is like, the baseline for being a half-decent parent. That and like, feeding your kid.
Zuko:*shocked* HE NEVER MADE YOU SKIP MEALS WHEN YOU MESSED UP EITHER?!
*Later*
Sokka: *holds Zuko out in front of him by the armpits, dangling him in front of Hakoda* This is yours now.
I feel like Hakoda would take all of an hour of meeting Zuko after Boiling Rock for him to realize why he was to adopt the child and have found a legal way to do so.
Also, Sokka offering his father an extra child is just perfect.
Zuko: Woah your dad fed you AND didn’t hit you??
Sokka:
Zuko only drinks piping hot black coffee and Sokka exclusively drinks double chocolatey chip Frappuccinos with extra whipped cream. Sokka thinks Zuko’s plain black coffee is Devil Juice and Zuko thinks Sokka’s drink is diabetes in a cup.
(I firmly believe Zuko’s family to consist of “black coffee is the only real coffee” people)
completely diplomatic visits to the southern water tribe with no ulterior motives
