#atla incorrect quotes
Zuko in that one scene before Sozin’s comet
Zuko: You guys are crazy. Sokka doesn’t have a crush on me!
Katara: Yes he does
Aang: Yes he does
Toph: Yes he does
Suki: Yes he does
Sokka: Yes I do
Zuko: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
Sokka: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Zuko:
Zuko: Please don’t
Sokka: *Lies down on the ground*
Toph: Who left trash on the floor?
Sokka: I’m the kind of person who likes to think things through
Zuko: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
Zuko: I heard you like bad boys. Well I’m bad
Zuko: At everything
Zuko: *Winks with both eyes*
Okay hear me out: Sokka and Zuko have like 1928262911 inside jokes
I like the idea that Ambassador Sokka and Fire Lord Zuko not only joke around during meetings and important things, but also say random, offhanded remarks that no one gets but them.
Like Zuko’s about to begin a meeting and Sokka walks in to join, and he just mumbles “Hello, Sokka here” and Zuko, who’s barely been maintaining his composure, losing his mind.And the two of them are laughing themselves to tears while a bunch of advisors and generals sit there, completely lost.
Or in a discussion about the Avatar coming for a visit, Zuko mumbles to Sokka “Avatar state, yip yip!” and he and Sokka start giggling uncontrollably while someone goes “I’m sorry my lord… I’m afraid I don’t understand.”
Or at a royal dinner Sokka just cheekily says to Zuko “hey, jerkbender, you should tell these guys your uncle’s favorite tea joke. If you can remember it.”
And Zuko’s like “you’re still making fun of me for that?”
And Sokka just mockingly goes “LEaF mE aLoNe, iM bUSheD” while Zuko fumes and everyone is like “huh??”
I just really like the idea of that lol
Feel free to add your own!!
General:And sadly the wall crumbled because of the earthquake and it will take at least a few months to rebuild
Sokka:
Zuko, under his breath: Don’t say it-
Sokka: That’s rough, buddy
Sokka:Listen Zuko, in this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted
Zuko: I’m literally begging you to stop
Zuko, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Sokka on the other side of the aisle: Do you want any chips?
Sokka, yelling at full volume: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Sokka: There are three ways to do this. The easy way, the hard way, and the Sokka way.
Zuko: Isn’t the Sokka way also the wrong way?
Sokka: Yeah but it’s faster
Zuko: *Sneaks into the room wearing a huge coat*
Sokka: What’s with the coat?
Zuko’s coat:*Quacks*
Zuko:Drugs
Sokka: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Zuko: I never had one.
Sokka: An imagination or a childhood??
*After accidentally losing Aang*
Sokka: Katara, please stop yelling. Look, Toph and I made a map of all of the possible places he could be
Katara:
Katara: This is a map of the whole world
Sokka: Yeah we have no idea where Aang is
Zuko only drinks piping hot black coffee and Sokka exclusively drinks double chocolatey chip Frappuccinos with extra whipped cream. Sokka thinks Zuko’s plain black coffee is Devil Juice and Zuko thinks Sokka’s drink is diabetes in a cup.
(I firmly believe Zuko’s family to consist of “black coffee is the only real coffee” people)
no more swimming discourse. we are bullying zuko for not being good at technology now.
Computer: Confirm password.
Zuko, typing: Yes, this is my password.
zuko has a god like typing speed though (it’s the anxiety)
Site: prove ur not a robot!
Zuko, nearing tears: I don’t know how!
I drew it, sorry for the quality
peep the turtleduck at the back of the laptop tho holy shit
Thank you I felt the turtleducks were very necessary additions XD
Computer: Press any key to continue
Zuko: *sweating profusely* WHERE’S THE ANY KEY
I spent way too long playing around with this: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
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Sokka, having lived in the southern water tribe for 15 years: what would happen if I licked this ice wall
Zuko: “I’ve said “I love you” to three people in my life. My mother, my uncle, and Katara when I almost died from a lightning strike and I only regret one of those.”
Sokka: “Which one?”
Zuko: “Katara. I recovered in like two days so then it was just awkward.”
Katara: “We’re married.”
Zuko: “Still.”
We got robbed at not watching more of this trip. Anyway, made this based on a scene(?? Of The Witcher (??, I never have seen it but saw a post about it, so ye lol
Mako strumming a guitar: I love you bitch.
Season 1 Korra and Asami: Oh my god ✨
Mako:I ain’t never gonna stop loving you…bitch.
[Zuko as a therapist]
Client: and then my husband passed away
Zuko: *coughs*
Zuko: I think you mean ex-husband
Zuko: well, well, well… if it isn’t my dear old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up
Zuko, writing a strongly worded letter: Dear Destiny, when I asked if my day could get any worse - it was a rhetorical question, not a fuckingchallenge
Zuko, holding out his hands: take these or I’ll use them
Sokka: *holds onto Zuko’s hands*
Zuko:
Zuko: the fucking swords Sokka
Toph: we all need to work together to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace, but never getting mad at me about it