#zukka incorrect quotes
Zuko in that one scene before Sozin’s comet
Zuko: You guys are crazy. Sokka doesn’t have a crush on me!
Katara: Yes he does
Aang: Yes he does
Toph: Yes he does
Suki: Yes he does
Sokka: Yes I do
Zuko: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
Sokka: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Zuko:
Zuko: Please don’t
Sokka: I’m the kind of person who likes to think things through
Zuko: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire
Okay hear me out: Sokka and Zuko have like 1928262911 inside jokes
I like the idea that Ambassador Sokka and Fire Lord Zuko not only joke around during meetings and important things, but also say random, offhanded remarks that no one gets but them.
Like Zuko’s about to begin a meeting and Sokka walks in to join, and he just mumbles “Hello, Sokka here” and Zuko, who’s barely been maintaining his composure, losing his mind.And the two of them are laughing themselves to tears while a bunch of advisors and generals sit there, completely lost.
Or in a discussion about the Avatar coming for a visit, Zuko mumbles to Sokka “Avatar state, yip yip!” and he and Sokka start giggling uncontrollably while someone goes “I’m sorry my lord… I’m afraid I don’t understand.”
Or at a royal dinner Sokka just cheekily says to Zuko “hey, jerkbender, you should tell these guys your uncle’s favorite tea joke. If you can remember it.”
And Zuko’s like “you’re still making fun of me for that?”
And Sokka just mockingly goes “LEaF mE aLoNe, iM bUSheD” while Zuko fumes and everyone is like “huh??”
I just really like the idea of that lol
Feel free to add your own!!
General:And sadly the wall crumbled because of the earthquake and it will take at least a few months to rebuild
Sokka:
Zuko, under his breath: Don’t say it-
Sokka: That’s rough, buddy
Sokka:Listen Zuko, in this world it’s either yeet or be yeeted
Zuko: I’m literally begging you to stop
Zuko, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Sokka on the other side of the aisle: Do you want any chips?
Sokka, yelling at full volume: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Sokka: There are three ways to do this. The easy way, the hard way, and the Sokka way.
Zuko: Isn’t the Sokka way also the wrong way?
Sokka: Yeah but it’s faster
Zuko: *Sneaks into the room wearing a huge coat*
Sokka: What’s with the coat?
Zuko’s coat:*Quacks*
Zuko:Drugs
Sokka: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Zuko: I never had one.
Sokka: An imagination or a childhood??
still the same two idiots ten years on :)
My only zukka headcanon:
Sokka is the first person to make Zuko laugh so hard he breaths fire
