#oscars

noirandchocolate:

mysharona1987:

In South California, LA way,
At the Oscars, Will Smith was having a nice day
Chillin’ in black suit, sittin’ in front seats
And all watchin’ awards go to acting elites

When a guy named Chris Rock,
Who had shit for a brain
Joked that Jada Pinkett Smith was “GI Jane”

Will got right up on the stage
Slapped with perfect aim
He said “You keep your fucking mouth off of my wife’s name.”

This is the best one. Everyone else go home.

Oscar party is nearing completion at my house and I am happy to report that I have once again won the ballot competition!

A sucessful 21 of 24 correct! Yassss!

Over the last 23yrs I have won it at least fifteen or more times. (All that probably means is that I watch/talk way too much cinema. LOL.)

I’ve been 100% correct twice. Only missed 1 a total of 6 times. Screwed up 2-3 a lot (it is usually the documentaries and shorts that get me!)

It all kicked off when the Doctor made a joke about Amy’s hair.

manifesting two wins for cruella and an appearance from emma on oscars night. still think she truly deserved a nomination but maybe they’ll stop sleeping on her as our darling in the second film

brian-in-finance:

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Remember… do all the things you need to… tell all the stories you have to tell, or try to tell them, because they’re the best ones. — Sir Kenneth Branagh