I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.
The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???
Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived
Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.
Apparently the way you’re supposed to use tea lights is like this
Which no one ever told me is possible or exists and might now become my villain origin story after suffering years of cold tea
I’m sorry they’re what
Theyheat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lightstoheat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]
I’m glad we’re all having a normal one today folks
FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!
“the colony can regenerate injured parts or continue growing after being broken apart. Unless all individual clones are killed at the same time, a colony can theoretically live forever”
This thing is fucking mythical
yeehaw
ronaldreagancutupwhiletalking:
this gif is like… almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse…
when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment
#that is a sentence i wish wasn’t understandable
darth vader voice: if i had a credit for every time some ginger jedi fuck broke into my inquisitorious and flooded the place, i’d have two credits. which is nothing compared to the power of the force but it’s weird that it happened twice
the stormtrooper he was talking to:hgrhrrkk (is being force choked to death)
Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.
A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????
life: you need to make a single phone call
me: