#absolut cocktails
This rare “double dip” came during a Jinkx/Coco fight so uncomfortable it had me wishing for a drink.
Two things:
1. Straw game is strong with this one. Two straws, girl?!
and
2. It straight up looks like there is an eyeball in that cocktail.
Pinkies up, darling! Mustn’t offend the queen(s)!
Had it, OFFICIALLY.
And that brings us to the end of DQTtUS's ALYSSA EDWARDS WEEK! I hope you enjoyed it as much as Laganja did!
More drag queen drinking coming your way, along with some special goodies I’m working on. Stay thirsty, ya’ll!
Cameraman, go home. You’re drunk. Alyssa, you stay. STAY WITH US FOREVER, you beautiful precious jewel.
Here, Alyssa aborts a near-perfect straw completion for the only thing more important than drinking: throwing quality side eye.
Awkward straw-poking-cheek disaster narrowly averted!
Say it with me now: IIIIIVYYYYYY WIIINTERRRRS!
(As presented by Bob Fosse and Absolut Vodka.)