#house of edwards
Cameraman, go home. You’re drunk. Alyssa, you stay. STAY WITH US FOREVER, you beautiful precious jewel.
Judging. You.
Here, Alyssa aborts a near-perfect straw completion for the only thing more important than drinking: throwing quality side eye.
Awkward straw-poking-cheek disaster narrowly averted!
So my methods for finding evidence of drag queens trying to use straws are to basically start at the beginning of a season and watch that season’s Untucked episodes in order. Usually, that gives me one or two usable gifs, and sometimes not even that - the editors seem to highlight debatable straw use more frequently in the later seasons, for example.
However, over the course of ONE season 5 episode, I was able to get an unprecedented FIVE gifs…of the same queen.
Drag Queens Trying to Use Straws presents: ALYSSA EDWARDS WEEK!
Stay tuned for a daily post featuring Alyssa “Not the One” Edwards as, over the course of half an hour, she valiantly lives the struggle…the struggle to take a sip of an alcoholic beverage.
Alyssa’sReal Secret: how to use every finger in rapid succession simply to maneuver a single straw to your mouth.
