#absolut
Cameraman, go home. You’re drunk. Alyssa, you stay. STAY WITH US FOREVER, you beautiful precious jewel.
Judging. You.
Here, Alyssa aborts a near-perfect straw completion for the only thing more important than drinking: throwing quality side eye.
All I see is TONGUE. Therefore:
(I like comparing drag queens to Pokemon. Obviously.)
Awkward straw-poking-cheek disaster narrowly averted!
Jade is able to use a straw remarkably well in spite of those lashes (and alleged $35 wig) mama’s got goin’ on.
This past weekend, I had the distinct pleasure of reconnecting with an old friend, creating art with her and attending a very inspiring event in Portland Saturday evening. Where oh where, do I begin?
For those dedicated followers of my humble blog that go back to the early years, you may recall mention of a dear friend by the name of Diane. She specialized in vintage hairstyles with a passion…