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This rare “double dip” came during a Jinkx/Coco fight so uncomfortable it had me wishing for a drink. 

Two things: 

1. Straw game is strong with this one. Two straws, girl?!

and

2. It straight up looks like there is an eyeball in that cocktail. 

Pinkies up, darling! Mustn’t offend the queen(s)! 

Had it, OFFICIALLY. 

And that brings us to the end of DQTtUS's ALYSSA EDWARDS WEEK! I hope you enjoyed it as much as Laganja did!

More drag queen drinking coming your way, along with some special goodies I’m working on. Stay thirsty, ya’ll!   

Cameraman, go home. You’re drunk. Alyssa, you stay. STAY WITH US FOREVER, you beautiful precious jewel. 

Judging. You. 

Here, Alyssa aborts a near-perfect straw completion for the only thing more important than drinking: throwing quality side eye. 

All I see is TONGUE. Therefore:

(I like comparing drag queens to Pokemon. Obviously.) 

Awkward straw-poking-cheek disaster narrowly averted!

Jade is able to use a straw remarkably well in spite of those lashes (and alleged $35 wig) mama’s got goin’ on. 

See how I went hundreds of dollars into debt thanks to Fashion Nova!

Drag Tip! The easy as pie wig oven! And it’s cheap to boot!

ROAR!!! This is my house…. down boots Gaga werk! Watch my WWE Paige inspired look using Saraya Jade Cosmetics from Hot Topic!

Let’s get fruity!

New Queens of the Ring kittens! Who’s your favorite wrestling manager??

New video kittens! Let’s try out the James Charles x Morphe palette!

I met the legendary WWE Divas Lita and Trish Stratus

Check out my new and possibly ONLY single from a mixtape I’ll never release! Live on YouTube!

New video kittens! It’s all about nails! ❤️❤️❤️

New video kittens! Guide to wigs!