#interior illusions lounge
This rare “double dip” came during a Jinkx/Coco fight so uncomfortable it had me wishing for a drink.
Two things:
1. Straw game is strong with this one. Two straws, girl?!
and
2. It straight up looks like there is an eyeball in that cocktail.
Pinkies up, darling! Mustn’t offend the queen(s)!
Had it, OFFICIALLY.
And that brings us to the end of DQTtUS's ALYSSA EDWARDS WEEK! I hope you enjoyed it as much as Laganja did!
More drag queen drinking coming your way, along with some special goodies I’m working on. Stay thirsty, ya’ll!
Cameraman, go home. You’re drunk. Alyssa, you stay. STAY WITH US FOREVER, you beautiful precious jewel.
Judging. You.
Here, Alyssa aborts a near-perfect straw completion for the only thing more important than drinking: throwing quality side eye.
Awkward straw-poking-cheek disaster narrowly averted!
So my methods for finding evidence of drag queens trying to use straws are to basically start at the beginning of a season and watch that season’s Untucked episodes in order. Usually, that gives me one or two usable gifs, and sometimes not even that - the editors seem to highlight debatable straw use more frequently in the later seasons, for example.
However, over the course of ONE season 5 episode, I was able to get an unprecedented FIVE gifs…of the same queen.
Drag Queens Trying to Use Straws presents: ALYSSA EDWARDS WEEK!
Stay tuned for a daily post featuring Alyssa “Not the One” Edwards as, over the course of half an hour, she valiantly lives the struggle…the struggle to take a sip of an alcoholic beverage.
Jade is able to use a straw remarkably well in spite of those lashes (and alleged $35 wig) mama’s got goin’ on.
Alaska is exactly the kind of queen who would swish her vodka around in her mouth like Listerine. Love it.
Alyssa’sReal Secret: how to use every finger in rapid succession simply to maneuver a single straw to your mouth.
Say it with me now: IIIIIVYYYYYY WIIINTERRRRS!
(As presented by Bob Fosse and Absolut Vodka.)
