#aelin ashryver galathynius whitethorn

Aelin: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Lorcan, walking in looking disheveled: She pushed me down the stairs!

Manon, also walks in looking smug: I helped her push him down the stairs!

Dorian: Everything is going to be alright.

Aelin: How can you say that?

Dorian: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Aelin: I need that bed.

Rowan:Why?

Aelin: Because I need it.

Rowan:Why?

Aelin: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they’d attack this bed first. So, I need that bed.

Rowan: So, you’re saying that you want me to get murdered first? In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?

Aelin: That was the plan. I was hoping your screams of agony would alert me to the intruder’s presence so I could escape.

-Aelin and Rhysand meeting for the first time-

Rhysand:*screams*

Aelin: *screams louder*

Rowan: Shouldn’t we stop them??

Feyre: No, wait, I wanna see who wins.

Aelin: The moon looks beautiful tonight, doesn’t it?

Rowan:Yeah…

Dorian: But do you know what’s more beautiful?

Aelin: Of course.

Aelin, Rowan and Dorian in unison: *sighs* Fenrys Moonbeam