#incorrect tog quotes
Aelin: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Lorcan, walking in looking disheveled: She pushed me down the stairs!
Manon, also walks in looking smug: I helped her push him down the stairs!
Dorian: Everything is going to be alright.
Aelin: How can you say that?
Dorian: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Aelin: I need that bed.
Rowan:Why?
Aelin: Because I need it.
Rowan:Why?
Aelin: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they’d attack this bed first. So, I need that bed.
Rowan: So, you’re saying that you want me to get murdered first? In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?
Aelin: That was the plan. I was hoping your screams of agony would alert me to the intruder’s presence so I could escape.
Dorian: Time for plan G!
Aedion: Don’t you mean plan B?
Rowan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. And then we had to skip over plan C due to magical difficulties.
Lysandra: What about plan D?
Dorian: Plan D was that desperate attempt to block them ten minutes ago.
Manon: What about plan E?
Rowan: Aelin dies in plan E.
Aelin: Wait, is that the one I like?
Rowan: It’s the one where you sacrifice yourself for us.
Aelin: YES. It’s the one I like!
Aedion, opening the curtains: Wake up, the sun is out!
Dorian: Am I scheduled for photosynthesis???? Can the Earth not rotate unless I get out of bed??? Tell me.
Aedion: Dorian. You’re the King! Get up!
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