Andrew: just be yourself!

Neil: which one?

lets take a minute and imagine…

few years later, Andrew and Neil are on the same team

Coach: where is Andrew?

Neil: he went to the hospital because his sister’s baby just debut yesterday

Coach: you mean born?

Andreil be like

Allison: Good morning everyone! You guys have a wonderful day today!

Nicky: That sounds sinister and threatening

Allison: Then have a horrible day bitch, damn..

Neil, writing in his diary: dear diary, how are you? I’m fine

Neil:

Neil:

Neil, groaning and continuing: okay, I’m not fine. You got me. Damn you’re good.

AFTG AS BROOKLYN99

“Here are two pictures,” Kevin said, holding photos out. “One is your desk. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?”

Nicky surveyed both pictures. “That one’s the dump,” he said confidently, pointing at the one in Kevin’s left hand.

“They’re both your desk,” said Kevin.

neil ver

neil: What goes up but never comes down?

andrew: The amount of stress you give me

nicky ver

nicky: What goes up but never comes down?
andrew: The amount of stress you give me