God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi
Holy shit
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I wish … Agnes Nutter from Good Omens played by Helena Bonham Carter.
As the author of the only truthful book of prophecy called The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, witch (which she wrote in order to get the author’s free copy, the book was a commercial failure), she plays an important role in the background of Good Omens. Her descendants try to make sense of the prophecies; which though being completely accurate were frequently cryptic as she had no knowledge of modern technology; the last one in line being Anathema Device. She was burned at the stake for witchcraft, but didn’t seemed too upset about it (going so far as to berate the mob for being late), which somewhat mystified the townspeople until they all perished in a mysterious explosion that was seen from the next town over. This may be due to divine or infernal interference, or the fact that she had concealed over a hundred combined pounds of gunpowder and roofing nails under her dress.
The person responsible for her burning was Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer an ancestor of Newton Pulsifer. The remains of his hat was later found in a tree.
I finally found the time to upload the essay I wrote for the Nice and Interpretative Fanzine I took part in last year! You can find it here on Ao3: How a Mad Prophetess can be God
It was an amazing experience to be part of and I had so much fun!
Part of our Good Omens Christmas tree this year. Dave drew and I colored some shrinky dink ornaments using sharpies and the (very) limited color pencils we have. Sorry for the pics. Every camera we own sucks.
I originally tried using our daughter’s markers, but the colors didn’t come out as good as with the pencils.
I’m making more ornaments (and hopefully a plush Crowley snake) to put on the tree. I’ll post pics when I’m done :)
