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skin-slave:

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

Nihilism 

sounds reasonable

when trains close their doors in front of you

seemingly

on purpose… 

jimmyfury:

smaragdos69:

totally-a-wizard:

fullmetalfisting:

fullmetalfisting:

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

Holy shit

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ohhh god help me but the first thing that popped into my mind was like…. a squeamish witch tr

ohhh god help me but the first thing that popped into my mind was like…. a squeamish witch trying to use this as a substitute in a blood ritual lmaooo


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phoenixes-and-wizards:

can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you’re just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you’ve ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I’M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can’t get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY

but imagine VIXX LR clowns

malewifecombat:

malewifecombat:

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

the raven cycle is candid photos and folk music and summer days and green grass and dirt roads and endless sky and breathing in fresh air from open windows, wind in your hair.

aztecalito:

okayysophia:

What the hell is Star Wars even about???

Girl who fucking knows

It’s about how holy, pure, healthy, safe, and necessary it is to suppress your emotions

carpisuns:

shoutout to slow creators!

i know it can be disheartening to work so slowly when it seems like everyone around you works so fast and churns out great content left and right. i know it’s easy to get frustrated with yourself for having to spend so much time on one thing and sometimes it’s hard to stay motivated long enough to finish. but the things you make are so good, and taking lot of time on something isn’t a bad thing. creation can be a very painstaking process, but the amount of love and care and effort and attention you pour into your work bleeds through. people can feel it. they appreciate it. they see how hard you try and they see how your thoughtful approach to creation affects the quality of the end product. speed is definitely a skill you can develop and chances are as you practice more and get more comfortable with things, you’ll be able to work faster. but no matter what, the things you make are worth waiting for. keep creating! you are wonderful!

defectivegembrain:

defectivegembrain:

creative writing’s just like yeah sure i can deal with my issues i just need to cover them in several layers of metaphors first

touch depression? with my bare hands? no hang on *invents a character* this will be my gloves

The Vestiges: We will help you all along the way, Midoriya, you are not alone on this.

Deku, about to sleep with Uraraka: I swear to All Might i will pass OFA to the nearest cockroach i can find. I just fucking will.

Me: Ah yes, the midwest, the bane of my existence lol. Born ‘n’ raised in Indiana.

Some Californian: Lmao, yea, people in the midwest are so dumb.

Me: Shut the fuck up.

rippeachy:

‘old enough’ is not an age. put your age in your bio.

culmaer-sideblog:

like I realise it probably won’t happen, but how lovely would it be if sprigatito evolved into one of these Qing dynasty jade cats

you just have this friend on your team, along with quagsire and musharna. that would be great

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