suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic
communication is an illusion
talk to your true self only. they are hiding in the storage room
Or talk to your friends
Don’t take your friends for granted. Return emotional labour in kind when you can.
You know I gotta MBTI-ify this (stereotypes of course):
‘I hope you get a good night’s sleep’:ISFJ ‘I won’t’:ISTP,INTJ,ENTJ ‘Suck a dick’:ESTP ‘Suck a heart instead’:INFP ‘My heart is broken’:INFJ ‘Shut up hold my hand’:ESFP,ESTJ ‘I can only hold ur hand in my dreams’:ENFP ‘Write shitty poetry and vagueblog’:ENTP ‘Love yourselves’:ENFJ ‘Communication is an illusion’:INTP ‘Talk to your true self only. They are hiding in the storage room’:ISFP ‘Or talk to your friends’:ESFJ ‘Don’t take you friends for granted. Return emotional labour in kind when you can’:ISTJ
All I can think about is Ruki in a Velcro suit being all…Ruki, and Aoi hanging him up on the Velcro wall and telling him he can come down when he’s ready to be an adult again.
snoozing peacefully in this bed when it violently snaps shut and starts playing gymnopedie no. 1 amidst the sounds of me desperately calmoring to escape
+spicy foods are now part of the “hot” category and can no longer avoid this category by specing purely into aggressive flavor +all calzones now include the sauce inside them to avoid unnecessary dipping +bananas now have clearly defined peeling points +removed drying factor from salt water to make it a hydration drink again +buffed amount of time scrambled eggs will stay hot in open air +by popular demand we have made it so nutcrackers now also work on coconuts +we felt the gutting process was two confusing to newer players so now all fish and crustaceans rapidly expel their bones and organs upon being heated +banana skin now possess a more satisfying crunch to persuade player choice and make the banana meta more even -microwave foods now have a maximum 20% chance of failure to avoid over centralizing the meta -watermelons water content has been nerfed in order to bring it more in line with other melons -fixed a bug that allowed celery to be consumed without calorie gain -increased the ingredient requirement for cereal to bring it more in line with other soups -fixed a glitch that allowed users to eat ramen with two knives instead of chopsticks -fixed a glitch that allowed hotdogs to be eaten from the ends, users will now start in the middle as intended -fixed a glitch that made Chex Mix the only cereal that could be consumed without milk
Every one here at Food is working really hard to bring you quality mouth watering content so be on the lookout for future updates!
[edit] for people wondering, this is from the official sonic central video, specifically the part where they’re announcing upcoming characters they’re adding in the forces mobile game
