not me realizing that it’s spelt headcanons and not headcannons after like 6 of these posts
Kagami:
He has like 2 pictures and they’re both from like 5 years ago and they’re probably bad
pretends like he doesn’t use social media but actually just lurks
He has no pictures but kuroko has like 30 pictures of kagami being dumb and you’ll have to pry those pictures from his cold dead hands he will never take them down
Kuroko:
He has like 20 followers but his account is just an absolute disaster
Every account he has is a spam account
Has about 400 posts but only like 5 are actually pictures of him
Roasts his friends in the comments of their own posts
Kise:
You will find him on every platform you can think of
Actually he will find you 3 seconds after making an account you’ll get a friend request from him and either the algorithms are really good or kise is outside your house with a pair of binoculars waiting for you to finish making your linkedin account so he can add u
Has like 8000 pictures of himself on his instagram but if you ask him about them he’ll tell you he hates all of them
Aomine:
Also like Kagami, he has like no pictures but he’s more open about lurking cause he comments mean shit on his friends posts
By mean shit I mean mean shit but with love
Most of his pictures are like thirsts traps that he posts for like a week and then deletes them and then he does it again and the cycle repeats
Likes to argue with random people online
Midorima:
Has a private account with like 3 followers and he won’t accept your friend request for at least a year
That or he has one specific social media platform that he uses constantly and nothing else
Checking your facebook feed and exclusively seeing scrolling posts from your distant relatives and 5000 horocscope shared posts from midorima
Doesn’t know how social media works
Living personification of old people facebook
Akashi:
Has very professional looking social media that he checks never
You’ll send him something and then 6 months later you’ll get a message from him like ‘haha, I enjoyed this image thank you for the laugh’
Or he’ll send someone a really old meme and they’re just like “Akashi thats from like 7 years ago”
Once a year consistently he’ll go on his friends profile and make sure to like all their posts
Murasakibara:
You will never find him on anything because his account names are definitely some niche inside joke that no one understands
If you do find him you will never understand his posts because he will post shit like just a picture zoomed in on his forehead
Can’t tell if he’s either behind on social media or he’s elavated to another level society isn’t ready for yet
Posting thirsty comments on his friends posts
And since nobody knows his account name people will just see his comments and be like wtf who is this
If you get a weird dm there’s like a 90% chance its him just tryna mess with u
Takao:
Exactly what you think it is
Just one big hot mess
Also posts thirsty comments on his friends posts
Much like Kise he is on everyplatform and he absolutely will find you especially if you don’t want him to
Can’t tell the difference between his shitposts and his non shitsposts
Honestly, he cracks me up. He’s so serious about cooking, which I admire, but also a compete goofball
9. Erza Scarlet
Badass woman. Enough said
8. Hisoka
I honestly can’t believe I like this fucking clown but I seem to have a thing for them apparently
7. Nagato Uzumaki
Honestly, in my opinion, one of the most badass characters in Naruto. He deserved so much more
6. Akashi Seijūrō
Kind of an asshole but an attractive one. I think he had pretty good character development.
5. Todoroki Shouto
Ok, y’all can make an argument that his hair is not completely red but I still love him.
4. Kamado Tanjiro
A baby. How can you hate him?
3. Kirishima Eijirou
Another baby
2. Karma Akabane
Another asshole
1. Gaara
My favorite character of all time. I’ve cosplayed as him before. We not talking about boruto Gaara though cause they did him dirty. (Naruto is me in the background)
So for some reason, all of my favorite anime characters are red heads. I actually dyed my hair red cause Lmao
