#akikos shitpost
Sonja: When I cultivate to immortality…
JGY: Yeah?
Sonja: I would live long enough to travel to Europe and figure out if Goethe and Schiller had something going on. Also, what happened to Schiller’s corpse? How did he die?
JGY: What the heck are you talking about?
Sonja: Why did Goethe take the head out of his grave?
JGY: Is that a new secret language so we can talk about Da-ge’s death or…
Sonja: *ignoring JGY* I need to find out which year we have.
JGY: *just stares at her*
After Sonja accidentally found NMJ head:
Sonja:I don’t know whose head that is, but I will help you to hide it better. Because when I can stumble into that room by accident, others can, too. And we’re in Jinlintai, so, I wouldn’t take that risk. AND, if we hide it somewhere else, we can still blame someone we don’t like in case someone finds it and starts asking questions.
JGY: *was absolutely ready to tell her everything in hopes that she understands him and doesn’t want a divorce or runs to NHS to tell him everything*
JGY: *confused* What.
Studying at university is sometimes like:
Here is a seminar about “How is history portrayed in Chinese movies” (watch a lot of movies and prepare presentations) or here is literally a seminar about “Tea-culture in China”. No, I am not going to elaborate about what exactly we do for 14 weeks, sign up and find out.
The Tribble Army and Onigiri
@akikos-tribble-army : It was a YoI blog, back in 2016, but it developed into a multifandom blog.
@lokis-tribble-army : A whole blog only for my obsession with Loki. There are theories from before IW and Endgame, headcanons, memes, shitposts, Marvel related shitposts, shipping, crossover headcanons and shitposts… And it has Tribbles. Because Loki is obsessed with Tribbles.
@a-yaos-little-murder-beans (no I didn’t look it up because I couldn’t remember my own url): New blog for my newly discovered obsession with Chinese pop culture. Yes, it also has tribbles.
@chaosofonigiri : The place where all my none fandom reblogs land and find a home.
Links to my fanfic accounts (German)
Fanfiktion.de (Naruto, One Piece, Detective Conan, Crossovers, Multicrossovers, MCU and a few other fandoms)
Ao3 (MCU, One Piece, Naruto)
Added a new side blog of mine!
I went into our dnd round with my rogue carrying one single book that is an erotic book with the cover of a cookbook around. Just for fun. To spice things up maybe later… BUT
I wasn’t prepared at all to see the ‘there was only one bed’ trope getting acted out by forcefully removing the second bed from the room by one of the players and forcing the other to share a bed with him (what ended in one near death experience, but it was worth to watch it) and the other two players trying to seduce like every NPC they met.
Sonja, accidentally stumbled into the secret room in Jinlintai finding NMJ head on a shelf: Why is there a head? This is an awful place to hide a head. Do I know that head? I feel like I’ve seen that head before… Naaahhhh…
She met NMJ like twice and that was ten years ago. And she has an awful memory when it comes to names and the face they belong to.
*looks at the dnd characters of my friends*
*looks at the classes*
*heavy sign*
I should have made a cleric.
I apparently left my ability to write smut in the Naruto-Fandom when I left it around 2018.
I forgot that one of the most essential rules of cosplay is: Do not start working on your cosplay earlier than one week before the con. You may buy the fabric two months in advance, but don‘t do anything with it!
