#meng yao
My favorite genre of pictures that i just discovered is baseball players in middle of doing their silly little high kicks to launch the ball at bastardly speeds
Golden opportunity to present my favorite blorbo from my shows doing this
cw blood / the untamed episode 10 spoilers
i dont think this moment was supposed to make me laugh as hard as it did
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Jin Guangyao: I’m a terrible person.
Jiang Cheng:Yeah.
Jiang Cheng: honestly I think that’s why we get along so well.
Jin Guangyao: I’m not a good person.
Jiang Cheng: me neither.
Jiang Cheng: I mean I’m not going to punch people on the face without a reason
Jiang Cheng: but I won’t go out of my way to make them feel good either.
Jin Guangyao: I get that.
Jiang Cheng: You have a visit.
Jin Guangyao: who is it?
Jiang Cheng: Your husband.
Jin Guangyao: I don’t have a husband, call the police.
Xue Yang: Your future husband~
Jin Guangyao: I’ll call the police.
Jin Guangyao: *making a crossword* Two words for disappointment.
Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.
Wei Wuxian:Hey!
Jin Guangyao: It fits…
Jin Guangyao: Fitness tip, never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours sleep is enough, why not 9? Why not 12? Strive for greatness.
Jiang Cheng: next time you are working out, do 15 push up instead of 10. Run ten miles instead of five, eat a whole cake instead of just a slice, burn your ex house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Lan Xichen: there were so many mixed messages there, that I can't—
Wei Wuxian: My head hurts.
Jiang Cheng: that’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.
Wei Wuxian: why do you always have to attack me with words?!
Jiang Cheng: would you rather that I used rocks instead?
Jin Guangyao: Sect leader Jiang No—
Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng! Jin Ling is missing!
Jiang Cheng: what am I supposed to do about it? Do you think that me and Sect leader Jin arranged to microchip him in case he got lost or something?
Wei Wuxian: well, did you?
Jiang Cheng:
Jiang Cheng: of course I did.
Jiang Cheng: here wait a second, Jin Guangyao has the tracking thing.
Jin Guangyao: *after sleeping with Wen Ruohan to gain his trust* and remember if you sleep with an older man.
Wei Wuxian: *on Mo Xuanyu body* it’s not called having daddy issues.
Jin Guangyao: it’s called caring for the elder.
Lan Xichen: A-Yao wait! This isn’t you! You have gone mad with power!
Jin Guangyao: well of course.
Jin Guangyao: have you ever tried going mad without power?
Jin Guangyao: it’s boring.
Jin Guangyao: violence it’s never the answer.
Jiang Cheng: you are right.
Jiang Cheng: it’s a question.
Jiang Cheng: and the answer is yes.
*Playing house with Jin Ling*
Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!
Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.
Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.
Jin Guangyao: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Jiang Cheng: *turning to Wei Wuxian* how tall are you?
Wei Wuxian: I wasn’t so drunk last night!
Jiang Cheng: You tried to flirt with Lan Wangji.
Wei Wuxian: What about it? He is my husband!
Jin Guangyao: you asked him if he was single
Nie Huisang: and you cried when he told you he wasn’t.
Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng isn’t answering his phone.
Jin Guangyao: I’ll call him.
Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan and I have both tried to call him for an hour, what makes you think tha—
Jiang Cheng: *through the phone* Hello?
Jin Guangyao: you need a hobby.
Lan Zhan: I have one.
Jin Guangyao: Stalking Wei Wuxian it’s not a hobby.
Lan Zhan:En.
Lan Zhan: It’s a profession and I’m excellent at it.
Nie Huisang: I never know what to say in funerals.
Meng Yao: Just say “sorry for your loss” and move on.
Nie Huisang: *to the widow* I’m sorry for your loss. move on.
Jin Ling: Don’t kill me I have uncle’s.
Murder: do you really think that would stop me from killing you?
Jin Ling: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, it was a warning.
Murder: Wait what—
Jiang Cheng: *breaking the door with a kick*
Jin Guangyao: are you ready to die?
Nie Mingjue: Are you mad at me?
Meng Yao: of course not.
Nie Mingjue: then sharpening your knives at three A.M it’s just a hobby?
