#allen walker
ALTwho up
lenalee : when do you usually go to sleep?
allen : whenever i collapse is entirely up to the gods.
lavi : wait a minute, how did this happen? we’re smarter than this!
allen : apparently, we’re not.
lavi : I TOLD LENALEE I’D COOK FOR HER BUT I CAN’T COOK
allen, pouring milk directly in the cereal bag : and you thought you’d come to me for help?
allen : i’m not an early bird or a night owl
allen : i’m some kind of perpetually exhausted pigeon
lavi : let’s do something’s scary!
allen : we could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts!
link : anyone d-
allen :depressed?
marie :drained?
miranda :dumb
reever :disowned?
lenalee :drowned?
komui :disliked?
krory :deaf?
lavi :dead?
link : -done with their work… what is wrong with you people
allen : my powers have doubled twice since the last time we met.
tyki : two times zero is still zero, boy.
[first meeting]
allen : so, what do you do?
komui : i work in genetic research, and i’m currently trying to eliminate all cancers.
allen : wow, impressive.
komui : yeah, then i’ll move on to virgos.
