#aph whale brothers
Iceland: Hey Nor, are you ok?
Norway: I’m fine. *turns on coffee maker for his second pot of coffee* I’m just getting ready for the day *pours Monster and coffee into a mug* I’m positively alright *chugs a can of Mountain Dew* I am perfectly content *downs an espresso shot* Nothing is wrong *takes three more shots* Why do you ask?
Iceland: …No reason.
Not only does Icelands back story deserve an actual ending, but I would also like a re-telling of it from Norway’s point of view. I mean imagine finding an angry toddler who is somehow like…already having a midlife crisis at age 2 on some barren fucking volcanic island and immediately thinking “yes, I’m keeping this one”.
