#incorrect nordic quotes
Denmark: Ok! Today is Friday night so it means it’s movie night!
Finland: Yay! The whole Nordic family is going -not you Estonia- to watch a Disney movie.
Sweden: I w'nt Aladdin.
Denmark: What about The Little Mermaid?
Iceland: Oh, I know what Norway would like.
Norway: Really? Say it then
Iceland: Frozen. Because that’s how cold your heart is.
Denmark: So, what you do in class today?
Norway: Learned about dragons.
Denmark: Your class learned about dragons?
Norway: No, I learned about dragons, I don’t know what everyone else was doing.
The Nordics as Jacksepticeye Quotes
Norway: That is a nice cauldron, a very f***ing nice cauldron…
Iceland: Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!
Sweden: I’m a pretty little flower.
Denmark: I don’t know why, but why the f*** not?
Finland: Mama’s pissed right now…
Iceland: Hey Nor, are you ok?
Norway: I’m fine. *turns on coffee maker for his second pot of coffee* I’m just getting ready for the day *pours Monster and coffee into a mug* I’m positively alright *chugs a can of Mountain Dew* I am perfectly content *downs an espresso shot* Nothing is wrong *takes three more shots* Why do you ask?
Iceland: …No reason.
The Nordics as Things I/My Friends Have Said
Iceland: I woke up in a blanket burrito this morning *happy sigh*
Denmark: Peanut butter nuts
Sweden: *about a creepy doll (that’s somehow shaped like a penis)* His name is Peter and he’s giving me the willies.
Norway: Give me caffeine and you’ll be my best friend. Try to take my caffeine and, well, you’ll be meeting God sooner than you thought you would.
Finland: *scrambling fatty hamburger* I’m making meat soup for dinner.
Bonus - Drunk Denmark: *about wanting to buy a set of LARGE building blocks* I’m gonna buy it and make a house anD BECOME HERMIT NO TALK TO PEOPLES LIVE INSIDE SEAL SELF IN HAVE BLANKETS MAKE NEST INSIDE NO. TOUCH. MY. PRREEEECCCIIIOOOUUUSSSS. NNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTYYY.
APH Sweden: A movie would be fine.
APH Finland: All right. A movie it is. What’s out that’s good?
APH Sealand: There’s a new pirate movie. It’s rated “Arrrr”!
