#applebees restaurant
update: this shit is so fucked but the way it was leaked is incredible
(source)
(The Prom)
Waiter: Hello, welcome to Applebee’s! What would you like to order?
Dee Dee: I’ll take the apple
Waiter: we don’t actually sell apples
Dee Dee, visibly frightened: ok then. *gulps* I’ll have the bees
