#incorrect quote blog
(Hadestown)
Orpheus: What game are you playing??
Hades:Capitalism!
Hades: Where everyone wins but you!
(The Prom)
Waiter: Hello, welcome to Applebee’s! What would you like to order?
Dee Dee: I’ll take the apple
Waiter: we don’t actually sell apples
Dee Dee, visibly frightened: ok then. *gulps* I’ll have the bees
(Dear Evan Hansen)
Evan: if coral get stressed they die, so if I was a coral, I would be dead.
(She Loves Me)
Ilona: What’s your favorite color?
Georg: What color are Amalia’s eyes?
Ilona: They’re hazel
Georg:…
Georg: My favorite color is blue.
(The Trail to Oregon)
Craphole: Change is inedible.
Slippery When Wet: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Craphole: *spits out a bunch of coins*
Craphole: I did not
(Mean Girls)
Karen: I’m quick at math!
Cady: What’s 36x78?
Karen:24.
Cady: Thats not even close.
Karen: But it was quick :D
(Falsettos)
Marvin: Your existence is confusing.
Whizzer: How so?
Marvin: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
(Hamilton)
Laurens: Is anyone else scared?
Hamilton: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than expected.
