#asexual inclusion
*Itachi walks into his bedroom and flips on a light*
Deidara and Hidan: *jump out from behind the door*
Deidara: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Uchiha!! *pulls a party hat over Itachi’s head*
Hidan: *hugs him* Happy birthday, you damn blind fuck!
Itachi: *smiles* Thanks, guys.
Deidara: So you ready? We’re gonna get you wasted, hm, and hopefully get you some company for the night.
Itachi: … company?
Hidan: We’re takin’ you to a bar with a lot of hot chicks so you can get laid, dumbass.
Itachi: Er … while I appreciate the sentiment, I don’t think I’d really like that.
*Deidara and Hidan give each other a look*
Deidara: Yeah, we kinda … I mean we thought you might be … um …
Hidan: We don’t think it’s a big deal if ya like gettin’ poked in the ass, Uchiha. I mean, look at blondie; he’s been bending over backwards fir years and he’s still a cool guy.
Deidara: Gee, thanks, asshole.
Deidara: So anyways we have a bunch of gay bars to hit up, so —
Itachi: N-no. I um … I don’t really know how to say this, you guys will think I’m a freak, but … I think I’m asexual.
Deidara:
Hidan:
Itachi: I know, I know it’s weird and different and —
Deidara: You know what? Let’s skip the bar thing, hm. How about we go see a movie?
Hidan: Yeah, and then we can go and stuff our damn faces! Fuck them bitches! Er, well, not literally.
Itachi:
Itachi: *hugs them both* I love you guys.
[Image description: a tumblr text post, edited to scribble out some of the words blackout-poetry style. The resulting text reads, “the idea that anyone asexual is LGBT is rad.”]
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the idea that anyone asexual is LGBT is rad
Submitted by @socialantleredrabbit
[Image description: A tumblr post in blackout poetry style. An image of purple and green bokeh lights is overlayed on the blackouts. Resulting text is below. End description.]
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aro/aces sure as hell are queer
Submitted by @untableflip
[Image description: A tumblr post, edited blackout-poetry style using the colours of the asexual pride flag. Resulting text reads, “People identify as aro/ace/demi. You’re special. You’re part of the lgbt community.”]
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peopleidentifyas aro/ace/demi.
youre special
youre part of the lgbt community
Submitted by @valointhesky
